Say Something Random

Geist · Before February 2015

This feels spammy...

N1KF · Before February 2015

I found a banana on the sidewalk. I pressed the button on it, and it made me want to go to the store and buy a banana. I bought one, and I pressed the button on it. The button...

7 hours later...

...and that's the story of how the universe transformed into chaos.

Last edited by N1KF (Nov 6 2012 9:45:21 pm)

Levelbuilder0728 · Before February 2015

YODEL AH HEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*cough cough* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *kaaak* Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *kaaaaaaaaa* oooo o o o o o. O o o o o o o o. O o. O. *thud*

some woman · Before February 2015

Ryan dropped his penny. It married with a dime. And that's how the nickel was made.

N1KF · Before February 2015

Penny's father, Quarter, was married with $.50 Piece.

mavri · Before February 2015

beyond 9 oceans 9 hills and 9 rivers there was a cave with a dragon.the dragon sad:WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?!?!?!

some woman · Before February 2015

Fact: I am Chuck Norris's husband. And I am not even a girl.

Geist · Before February 2015

Sofa quest.

some woman · Before February 2015

NO. I AM YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND YOU THOUGHT WAS YOUR COUSIN.

N1KF · Before February 2015

I'm a stallion (male pony) throwing cheese at a UFO.

Last edited by N1KF (Nov 7 2012 3:00:40 pm)

Geist · Before February 2015

Heh.

some woman · Before February 2015

There was an ancient egyptian who found a train. They found this train legendary. They slowly added on to the train with lemons, until it was the biggest and fanciest train ever to be mostly made out of lemons. However, an evil spirit possessed it, and made it move on it's own. It even started to move off the tracks. Then someone said "I like trains." Unbeknownst to him, he was ran over by the train. However, someone saw the train, and threw a mine turtle at it. It hit a smiley. MrShoe banned that person. However, the mine turtle released more mine turtles once it exploded. Then Mario said "All toasters must toast." The toasters attempted to toast the mine turtles, but then someone punched them, thinking they were salads. The toasters malfunctioned, shooting cakes everywhere and eventually turning into cakes. But then Glados said that the cake was a lie. They blew up. By that time, the mine turtles had blew up all of the train except for one part. That exploded too. The end.

Levelbuilder0728 · Before February 2015

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ACHIVEMENT UNLOCKED! YODEL UNNESSICARILY LONGLY! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT MEANS YOU CAN STOP. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYONE THERE?

some woman · Before February 2015

"I LIKE TRAINS" said the legendary asdfmovie character. Then trains. But then Pheonix Wright objected them. But then Glados said the Pheonix Wright was a lie. And then more trains. But a ninja missingaple threw himself at a train. Then more trains. And then there was a salad that had lemons. BOOM I EXPLODED YOUR SALAD. BOOM I EXPLODED YOU. BOOM *slap* Then more trains. BOOM I EXPLODED YOUR TRAINS. Then more trains. Wait, that's not a train. Then more trains. THAT ISN'T A TRAIN MAN. Then more trains. DUDE THAT AIN'T A TRAIN Then more trains THAT IS NOT A Then more NOT A TRAIN more trains THAT'S NOT A TRAIN BOOM

skullhead · Before February 2015

I went to the loo at a quarter past two to do a poo and out come goo :O

N1KF · Before February 2015

His name is the I Like Trains Kid, SOME MAMANAANNANANANnaNEOISOIS.

krubby · Before February 2015

Y'all are terrible at being random. Anyways, it's time for me to continue that story I started a while back.

No monsters he had seen in the battle field were there, mainly because he had blown them to bits before he got a good look. What he saw was what looked like women, all with slight differences in physical appearances. Some had bunny ears, some had cats, it was like that furry convention he totally never went to. They were all upset. Crocket thought he knew why. He was correct. He had basically killed every person there?s lover. Way to go, derp bag.

He stood idly and one by one noticed Crocket standing there. They caused quite a bit of ruckus with the discovery of him. They began to question him from every direction. He liked it like that. Wait, what? Nevermind. He stood there, and just took it all in. To be honest he was a little drunk, he hung out with Krubby before he was dropped into the mission.

He couldn?t enunciate his proclamations, speechless a virtue he held steadfast (AIM Speak translate: H3 DIDN?T NO WUT 2 SAY). He stood there, ominous, attempting frugally to forge an apology that didn?t appear nugatory. (H3 WAS THEIR AND TREID 2 SAY SORY). He began to articulate when a woman?s apparition re-silenced him. (H3 DIDNT TOK B/C OF A PR3TY LADY). She approached him, and uttered ?You do not belong amongst us. What are you doing here?? (SH3 SADE Y R U HER3?)

He didn?t know what to say. He was still speechless. She asked again. ?What are you doing here??

?I have nowhere else to go.? was what he intended to say. Instead, all he could get out was ?Help.? which is odd, because help wasn?t in the original sentence. He passed out, and fell forward onto the women.

Geist · Before February 2015

May I have twelve bottles of bleach?

xaladin · Before February 2015

continuing,I jump in and bring out a Gatling gun and point it at Crocket,fired a blank,scaring him out of his skinnies,and thats why he fell down.then,before I knew it,everyone had handguns pointed at me.then I ran for my life.

I was running down the corridors when I was 'cuffed by 3 ladys and shoved into a closet.

Levelbuilder0728 · Before February 2015

Terrible at being random?! Oh heck no!!!
I woke up at 3:33 today and landed on my backpack. I realize the time and I also realize the backpack is a backspace. The door explodes with cheese flying everywhere. Evil Sonic steps in an yells something about not being able to charge his Nintendo 3DS. I am so confused, I throw the clock at him, which reads E:EE. Sonic is transported into EE and I trap him. Frustrated, Evil Sonic clicks "Go to lobby."

He escapes into a level called "OMG BISCUITS DO NOT TROLL" and I follow him there. In that level, however, there are billions of stair levels instead of biscuits and at the very end I can see Evil Sonic. I use my magenta potion and walk through 95 walls.

Meanwhile somebody has found my website of WBA Crew. He clicks "Join WBA Crew Here" thinking there is Ryan Stiles behind it. There isn't. He gets super mad and his power level goes over 9000. He hoots through the EE Universe, destroyin all levels in it's path. The player shoots through the level we are in. QUACK!!! I brace myself and click dandelion potion. I am now immune to traps and everything. Te player shoots through EX Crew Shift 23.1. HONK!!!! It is terminated.

Evil Sonic committed suicide by paper cutting himself to death. Instead, he fell into Station_01.EXE and was forced to test over 9000 gadgets and eventually die of exhaustion.
VICTORY!

Geist · Before February 2015

Some random poetry:

'I've a pain in my head'
Said the suffering Beckford;
To her Doctor so dread.
'Oh! what shall I take for't?'

Said this Doctor so dread
Whose name it was Newnham.
'For this pain in your head
Ah! What can you do Ma'am?'

Said Miss Beckford, 'Suppose
If you think there's no risk,
I take a good Dose
Of calomel brisk.'--

'What a praise worthy Notion.'
Replied Mr. Newnham.
'You shall have such a potion
And so will I too Ma'am.'

Last edited by Geist (Nov 8 2012 6:32:37 pm)

Levelbuilder0728 · Before February 2015

The they both die.

skullhead · Before February 2015

Skittles taste the raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnbbbboooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

some woman · Before February 2015

I was in Everybody Edits. I saw Mr. Shoe. I found his wife, Mrs. Hoe with him. And then I found Mrsh. Oe with her. I last found Mrsho. E and M. Rshoe. Then I saw To. By. I was like "wut".

skullhead · Before February 2015

I fold my self into a box to eat a banana

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