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I get the cure and kill you in a revenge battle.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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You claim the hill thinking I'm dead but die after stabbing you in the back. The camera then shows some man kneeling above my dead body facing upwards dramatically shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
Some man's hill.
I avenge valio by putting a whoopee cushion under Creature. He runs back to Brazil when he hears himself sit on it.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I teleport the hill to Brazil.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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That is cheating. You get perma-banned for hax.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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You can't permaban, i stab you in the face with a kitchen knife.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I choke you by throwing a kitchen spoon in your mouth.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I throw you at a bear cave and run away.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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From inside the cave he hears a roar and then sees... me?! "How?!" He asks. I explain that when I died I woke up in here and not knowing where am I decided to stay here. He leads me to you and we both throw you at the mariana trench (deepest place in the world.)
Our hill.
I get rescued by a boat, came back and brutal murder valio and some man.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I push you into a lava pit.
My hill.
I push you into a lava pit.
My hill.
I now push you into a lava pit.
My hill.
I push you into a water pit. Then I throw a tv set in there.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I killed some man with my sneakers and maked sure nobody can push me.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I pull you off the hill.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I pull you to the vulcan.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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What is "the vulcan"? I pull you to the eskindola.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I kick you to Pacific ocean.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I point a giant laser at your face and shoot to see what happens... it was ugly.
My hill.
I steal your giant laser and do the same thing.
My hill.
I steal your giant laser and shoot to see what happens, then i throw it at center of earth.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I time travel back in time, steal your giant laser before you can use it, shoot you with it, throw you at the center of earth, and time travel back to the present.
My hill.
Before you can get out of the time machine but after returning to the present, I pour water on your time machine and it malfunctions and explodes. You are then sent 99999999999999999... years into the past, before the universe was even created.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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...But only for a second.
then i am sent 99999999999999999... years into the future, buy two everything-proof time machines, buy a invisible giant laser, buy a hill teleporter, buy a fully functional 1up mushroom, buy a virtual reality suit, use my invisible giant laser to destroy you and your coffin, find a ???, travel back in time right before the world almost ends, use my hill teleporter to teleport it to mars, reveal that the ??? is a force field, go in the force field, travel to mars, and realize that the next poster will start a new page.
My mars hill.
I take the new page of paper and shove it in your mouth. You choke and die. Then I die from lack of oxygen since we're on mars.
No-one's.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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