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The nuke detonates and you get killed, again, since it's impossible to survive it. Three days after that, I respawn and, with my indestrutible suit, I claim the hill and I plant a device to teleport anyone who tries to claim the hill to a place impossible to escape using anything, even Chuck Norris can't escape. It's impossible to hack the device, make it teleport other guy instead of you, destroy it, it's indestructable, hackproof, Chuck Norris-proof, in short, impossible to escape. And I attach a nuke to my chest, that will be detonated if I die, killing the guy who killed me instantly and everything around me, except my corpse and the hill (I am wearing a indestructible suit and the hill is also indestructible).
My hill.
Last edited by P788 (Aug 3 2012 7:24:37 pm)
I guess: will you make it more secured that people just wanted to skip reading that post and make a new hill?
A thunder gets down and kills you. No one did anything to kill you so, no one die.
Then, since we can't get into it, I dumped it and made one new instead.
While all this was happening (as I was not yet removed from the hill), I watched awestruck. I finished my lunch, ran to the nearest phone booth to call the police and have you all arrested. Unfortunately, while typing the telephone number my finger got stuck in the money slot and I was electrocuted, causing me to be rushed to a hospital.
Yet again, delaying my plot to take the hill.
Still your hill.
I claim it back.
My hill
I shoot a -REP rocket at you and you die with less reputation than Chewy.
My hill.
i +rep yourself, used rocket launcher and kaboom middle of hill where P788.
My hill.
You decide to Quit EE and the EE Forum, and get off the hill.
My Hill!
I toss a napalm grenade and the hill is torched along with you.
My hill.
Extinguished the fire. And owned it because you didn't do anything to get a hill, just burning others.
My hill
Um... kick you off.
My hill
Your not creative enough, so you get off the hill.
My Hill!!
Put a hamburger on the lower hedge of the ground. You haven't had anything to eat in days and decide to go fetch the snack.
My hill.
Get very bored after days of waiting. Sitting on the hill seems boring, i wait for anothr nub to take over for me to attack.
Open hill.
I went up the hill and tripped, breaking my other leg. When I got up, I noticed I was in a dream world. For some reason the hill is there, and the other one disappeared. I get the hill, and nobody else will be able to go here at this dream world.
My hill.
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I walked up the hill, but I tripped and broke my leg, so I went to the doctor, delaying my plans to take over the hill, just like Geist.
Still 67's hill.
Empathy is a good word to describe it. Because I recently went to the hospital we might have seen each other (and perhaps exchanged a high-five) in the same emergency room lobby!
At this point I have no desire to retake the hill. I'm preoccupied.
Still your hill.
EDIT: for whoever plans on taking the hill next: I've got a small armory, I'll pass it to you if you need it. It has lots of useful items.
Last edited by Geist (Aug 6 2012 8:01:35 pm)
Thank you Geist, I'll use your armory with wisdom.
The armory has a rocket launcher and various RPG rounds. So I kill N1KF with one of them.
I build a huge, indestructible castle on the hill, heavily protected by lots of soldiers and prepared against nuclear strikes, aerial bombardment and more.
Also I let Geist enter in the castle.
My hill (Property of Colonel P788 and General Geist, leaders of the All-Mighty Strike Force Army).
Last edited by P788 (Aug 6 2012 8:52:00 pm)
Thank you Geist, I'll use your armory with wisdom.
The armory has a rocket launcher and various RPG rounds. So I kill N1KF with one of them.
I build a huge castle on the hill, heavily protected by lots of soldiers and prepared against nuclear strikes, aerial bombardment and more.
Also I let Geist enter in the castle.My hill (Property of Colonel P788 and General Geist, leaders of the Strike Force Army).
Very cool P788. So I guess it is...
Our hill.
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I burn your hill and go to the nether and find a hill. My hill
I burn your hill and go to the nether and find a hill. My hill
I take a bucket of water with me, and throw it on the hill. The hill along with the whole Nether melt, and I escape just in time, and you are too slow to jump into the Nether portal in time.
Meanwhile, Steve (who respawned) makes himself a new hill, and gets diamond armor and a diamond sword + pickaxe.
Steve's hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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