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I need 3 people for a game of 'The One I Cannot Kill'.
The setup can be found here.
Basically, it's 2 VTs and a mafia. The mafia wins if it isn't lynched D1 and if it didn't hammer the VT that the host randomly decided that they aren't allowed to hammer. Town wins if mafia is lynched D1 or if mafia hammers the townie it can't hammer.
Current signups:
1. Crybaby
2. ASDruska
3. mutantdevle
The day will last 24 hours. There is no night phase.
This is my mod color, feel free to use it.
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The next mafia, according to Tomahawk, is 44.65. We're doing a sequence that will hopefully converge to mafia 44.66. We're doing these while we wait for peace's setup to fill up.
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I need 3 people for another game of 'The One I cannot kill'. The setup and roles can be found in the first post.
1. 2B55B5G TNG
2. ASDruska
3.
The game will be played in this thread or in the "Pass ownership to JoshuaStone" thread (because it is now an off-topic thread and we need to maximize its use before it gets closed)
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Here in Heller, it’s a tradition to play satanic games with humans for our own viewing pleasure, and you guys have the misfortune of being on one of our game shows. Let’s introduce the contestants. Join us for tonight’s episode of: LET’S MAKE A DEATH! *theme music plays*
This contestant enjoys long flights along the beach. Hailing from the beautiful Levitation Planet, North Dakota, introducing… 2B55B5G TNG!
From Syria!town, Wisconsin, it’s the memer with the mind, introducing…ASDruska!
And last, but not least, from somewhere in space ig, Georgia, the narrator and ex-yandere…ShadowsEdge!
So, let’s go over the rules.
Of the three contestants, one is a psychopathic killer who will kill everyone at nightfall. So, it might be a good idea to kill them before they kill you *plays laugh track*. To make it fair or whatever, the psychopath killer is not allowed to cast the hammer vote on one of the other contestants *aww sound*. Whoever is living by tomorrow wins.
Are you ready contestants?
Well who cares, we’re starting anyway. We in Heller don’t wait for confirmation like those noobs in Hell do.
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CONGRATULATIONS TOWN! YOU HAVE JUST WON
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BRAND
(I knew that making the demon not have a demon name was a FANTASTIC idea!)
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ASDruska was the only one remaining the next day, after going on a murderous rampage! Now THAT is quality entertainment, am I right folks? *laugh track*. Way to go, ASDruska. Very Cool!
They just can't do stuff like that in Hell. Well anyway, I'm Jerrer from Heller. This has been another fantastic episode of Let's Make a Death. We'll see you guys next time. Thanks for watching.
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They aren't allowed to hammer one, not both, of the contestants. I can see how that was misinterpreted.
I meant one specific contestant. Meaning, ASDruska was not allowed to hammer ShadowsEdge, but he could still hammer TNG. My bad. That is why the setup is called "The One I Cannot Kill".
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*TL NOTE: The original words were too evil to even write down so they were replaced with common depictions of hell instead.
*Original Text:
Bob “Thanks LukeM” Mr. X skateboards anime wub n00b AIDS Coronavirus. Nazis racism hick-hop rockabilly gameshow fake bullying depression placebo baby-punters killer clowns. Nya Sasuke-kun notice me senpai Stalin poor management anger issues ban drama genocide apocalypse. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu wu
Translation:
But seeing you guyz reawwy puts a smiwle on my face. It’s not every day that peopul volunteer to pawticipate in mass muwrder. Oh wait, I stand cowwected. Onlwy er one of you is a peopul. The other two are demons! It would reawwy make me the happiest widdle boy in town if you all could...
KILL ALL THE HUMANS! MY INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR DEATH HAS MADE ME SPIRAL INTO A DEEP DEPRESSION! I NEED AT LEAST ONE MORE DEATH TO HOLD ME OVER UNTIL DINNER! BUT TO MAKE THINGS FAIR FOR THE HUMAN, THEY CAN’T CAST THE HAMMERING VOTE ON ONE OF THE DEMONS. THAT DOESN’T MEAN THE HUMAN CAN’T CAST A HAMMERING VOTE! IT JUST MEANS THERE’S ONE PERSON THAT THEY CANNOT HAMMER BUT THEY CAN HAMMER THE OTHER, HENCE THE NAME, “THE ONE I CANNOT KILL”. LET THE GAME BEGIN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cries*
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* Original text omitted. There is no way to put Jerrest's words on screen without someone birdboxing. *
Translation:
i just can't stop winning
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