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Unfortunately, Minecraft.exe has stopped working. You get so mad that you throw your computer.

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Unfortunately, you spent all your money on a new laptop, so you can't afford to buy Minecraft.

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Fortunately, it's a charity that gives out free Minecrafts to all the little boys and girls who can't afford a Minecraft on their thousand-dollar laptops.

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Unfortunately, popularity isn't everything. You feel sort of empty inside and that there's more to life than just being liked.

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Unfortunately, there's more punishment for you, even though you only have one typo.

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Fortunately, they are knocking down his door to recruit him as a linguist.

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Fortunately, they only have fbi wagons, so their plan to put him in a fbi truck fails.

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the KGB kidnaps him before the fbi can make it inside.

They put him in a cell that looks exactly like his house, but there's no one around.

He wakes up in his bed, but his room has been rearranged.

He goes to grab a cup of coffee, but it's a different brand than normal. He looks in his cabinets for his brand, but they're all the other brand. Maybe he had bought the wrong brand. Maybe he always bought this brand.

"Where is everyone? Where is my brand?" He asks.

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Unfortunately, someone found a genie in a lamp, and one of her wishes was "Iw wunt eberyonez dreemz 2 com tru". So, your dream comes true. You are in jail. Bob the boa is chasing after you. The KGB switched your coffee. A time gnome threw your wake-up bottom off a cliff. You're drowning. You're in the hospital. Trump, your boss, tells you that if he gets impeached, he's taking you down with him. A train is coming for you.

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately I didn't comprehend

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Unfortunately, Shark pranks involve piranhas.

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Fortunately, that's just what the government wants us to think. In the same way that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, this was all one ENORMOUS government conspiracy. The sharks were actually CIA agents that looked like sharks. The piranhas worked for NASA. You being killed is exactly what the government wanted you to think. But in reality, you were just drugged and hallucinated all of this. When the drugs wear off, a CIA agent tells you that they need you to help combat all the nightmares that became reality.

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Fortunately, the government has enough funding to hire the shark as a contract killer (it's paid in food). The secret NASA agents tell you that you will be part of an undercover mission, should you choose to accept it,  codenamed "Candy Mountain". You will be accompanied by the newly recruited Agent Sharkface.

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Fortunately, NASA and Agent Sharkface work quickly to perform CPR. They easily manage to revive you. "We've gone too far to end it here," says Agent Sharkface, as it uses a fin to push up it's sunglasses. It didn't want you to see it wipe away a tear.

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you aren't Sonic (You are actually Tails). But if you were Sonic, you'd be okay too because you have 3 lives left.

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, EEU

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Unfortunately, Squidward's prank went too far. They arrest Squidward, and they arrest you as an accomplice in your own drowning. Your corpse has its trial in 2 days. You can't afford your lawyer, and Prosecutor SpongeBob has already paid off the honorable judge Patrick in illegal drugs and blood money.