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#1 2018-12-15 05:05:35

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The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 2: The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity

The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant II:

The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity




And there he was. Onesanity, the twistpiddler himself, lay pizalza on the blackened truskfusk, eyes diperperated and monolae sactrice. The drillobite above were nothing more than false quittleficks. Thousands of **** wizzletries were mesmurbuling in the shadows of the moonlight twitwit. Then came a loud fractide, blasting onlapiside dark skies. “QUOLWUOLUOLS!!!”, the voice infrustled. Onesanity turned with a sideswattle. “I thought the trilodop was larcramstical”, he spoke. “Inquil,” responded the tiddlefink, and with the laptrista of a rytreiliquous amartiskarcilicose, he warlflosped over towards Onesanity and zaxed him right in the center xyclobe.

Onesanity spent the next six galgars in jardece. His fryne ached from the wexeve. As he rose up off of the fruxled disklace, his inner ecosz hilanditic. He knew what he volvoride. With a sudden friskypuff, Onesanity graguffled his final missletick and in exastircle muddleflop, proceeded to flex his wullof ardicex.

With a riequed, he finally blabbernutted, “Yee u mirin”, and all of the drisklenaught fell to uleq. Once more his miksy zardanza gazed upon the rituchol alemeain.

As he prepared to didisle, it drowaldad. Once more the sofa foldcant clastered against the frorealm. The shards rukted harder than they ever forflopped. Loose flimgarders flew across the unjeldive and erupted in a symphony of opostiven. Onesanity stared in geotild, for it had dixiegarf. He never rilded it could imascy. He too, against all flobberwob, had been slabdrilled.

“Gidletight!!!!!!” He kijipoted. He couldn’t fordild his siskytit. His yullaf begun to minmuximize until rage took cluffide. Onesanity took his jillnitter and progolicated himself right in the swasae. His fyrate was yulnix.

Onesanity, you will forever be forvolutied.

Onesanity, you will forever be excony.

Onesanity. You will FOREVER;

be slabdrilled.



(To be fruskipated.)


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#2 2018-12-15 05:56:22

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Re: The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 2: The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity

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#3 2018-12-15 06:23:54, last edited by Loganyoshi (2018-12-15 06:24:16)

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Re: The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 2: The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity

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I'm actually a well-known book publisher that works for Penguin Random House, and if you want, I could start producing and distributing these books all over the world. I already have it written in 8 different languages.

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#4 2018-12-15 06:38:48

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Re: The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 2: The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity

u mirin

ohohohohoho i was just boolin


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#5 2018-12-17 08:32:36

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Re: The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 2: The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity

Will the story be summed up the The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 3: Boom Joom?

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#6 2018-12-17 17:57:56

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Re: The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 2: The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity

Enurp wrote:

Will the story be summed up the The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 3: Boom Joom?

That is conjixtable


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#7 2018-12-17 22:41:08

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Re: The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 2: The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity

tl;dr someone pls summarize for me


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#8 2018-12-18 07:57:54

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Re: The Clastering Of The Rukted Foldcant 2: The Slabdrilling Of Onesanity

KirbyKareem wrote:

tl;dr someone pls summarize for me

I can't, it's too stamplachored for me


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