Confess Your Sins

Myst · 2018-07-03 08:28:37

I readed this topic 3 months ago and 5 min later I bought a bible and I set it on fire.
https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 46#p703346

Loganyoshi

Nebula · 2018-07-04 23:54:34

I have some more to add to that list.

Like Despacito song.
Like Emoji Movie.
Like MLP Equestia.

Loganyoshi, soniiiety

Hexxy · 2018-07-05 01:18:36

I slaughtered my mother and ate her for breakfast,
I didn't do my homework one night,
I fed my brother a piece of **** and said it was a meatball,
I stepped on my dogs foot and then beat it for barking,
I'm Christian,
I do weed,
I don't do the average amount of weed,
I buy weed legally,
I'm too poor to buy the good weed,
I did child ****,
I sucked on a 2 by 4 for half an hour,
I'm too lazy to get a profile picture,
I'm white,
I'm American,
I'm from the USA,
I follow in, Hitler's footsteps,
My birthday was on July 13th,
I have a black cat,
I have a white dog,
I'm transracial,
I stole $1 from my parents,
I "accidently" pushed over a gumball machine to get free candy,
I ate a bunch of chocolate bars and left it on the floor where the dog was so my mother thought the dog ate it and he got his stomach pumped,
My nails are too long,
I lost my virginity at age 6,
I staged an insurance scam,
I became a father at 14,
I used expired mustard on my hot dog,
I gave the expired mustard to my brother to use on his hot dog even though I knew it was expired,
I undercooked chicken so that my father got food poisoning,
I sometimes skip church to play everybody edits.

Loganyoshi, SirJosh3917, thanksL0L, Minimania, drstereos

Norwee · 2018-07-05 02:40:28

When i was young i became friends with a crazy guy that convinced me to join him in throwing eggs at people’s cars... we also stole someones mail order package which turned out to be chocolate and then ate it. Then he teached me how to steal candy from kiosks...
Later at one time he threatened me with a knife which terrified me, however he later claimed it was just a "joke". Luckily i had to move away from that neighborhood, so i got some real friends that weren’t insane criminals after that. I’m pretty sure he’s a serial killer or in jail now... i’m still amazed when thinking back that i really became friends with that guy... In my defense i was only like 11-12 years old though...

Loganyoshi, some woman

Kira · 2018-07-05 16:19:33

I created Be gone

Loganyoshi, PTU

Nebula · 2018-07-05 16:28:12

Loganyoshi wrote:

- SubZero likes Equestria from "My Little Pony".

you got it wrong i meant the movie, just look it up on google

Loganyoshi

N1KF · 2018-07-05 16:45:16

Whirl wrote:

Loganyoshi wrote:
- SubZero likes Equestria from "My Little Pony".
you got it wrong i meant the movie, just look it up on google

Well that's the same Equestria. Unless you mean you like Equestria when it's taken over by tyrants.

Loganyoshi

Nikodemzak · 2018-07-05 20:21:46

I watch anime, i unironically listen to bad songs, i used to think MrShoe was a good person.

Jorc · 2018-07-05 20:54:45

Nikodemzak wrote:

I watch anime, i unironically listen to bad songs, i used to think MrShoe was a good person.

anime is ok if you dont watch dirty stuff. what bad songs, give us examples. MrShoe? I don't care about him during that time, all i waited is new updates every week.

Raphe9000 · 2018-07-05 21:13:57

Nikodemzak wrote:

i used to think MrShoe was a good person.

I did too before he actually did everything he did to EE

Loganyoshi · 2018-07-06 03:44:59

Whirl wrote:

Loganyoshi wrote:
- SubZero likes Equestria from "My Little Pony".
you got it wrong i meant the movie, just look it up on google

So I looked up various searches of "Equestia" but all I found was "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls".

Now you're stuck liking my little pony and everyone shall know you as a brony. That's the biggest sin of them all.

PTU

Slabdrill · 2018-07-06 04:41:16

I'm not cis and straight

The Party Animal · 2018-07-06 04:48:53

i listened to Gummo by 6ix9ine

Slabdrill · 2018-07-06 05:08:20

▼CONTENT WARNING: contains link with really bad nsfw, dont click unless you actually dont care

drstereos

Nebula · 2018-07-06 08:12:19

Loganyoshi wrote:

Whirl wrote:
Loganyoshi wrote:
- SubZero likes Equestria from "My Little Pony".
you got it wrong i meant the movie, just look it up on google
So I looked up various searches of "Equestia" but all I found was "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls".
Now you're stuck liking my little pony and everyone shall know you as a brony. That's the biggest sin of them all.

yes that's what i meant

Offensive Ray · 2018-07-06 11:11:52

when i was 2 i set my whole bedroom on fire
once i peed on a bottle and gave it to my friend as it's an apple juice, not sure if he enjoyed it
i broke my sister's iphone 2 weeks after she bought it on purpose and said it was a mistake
once i was angry of my parents so i decided when they were away to turn the house into a swamp by getting frogs and placing them everywhere
once i locked my dad's car by using the button on the key and left the key inside of the car, and then closed all the doors which made it impossible to be opened, we had to break the glass to open the car, however i did that on purpose >:)

EDIT: I don't feel bad for these mistakes!

PTU, Jorc, Loganyoshi

PTU · 2018-07-06 16:43:41

I actually don't like pipes that looks like "C"

Loganyoshi

Loganyoshi · 2018-07-06 21:19:13

Pipec wrote:

I actually don't like pipes that looks like "C"

▼Definitely Not C Pipes; They're Just Bunnies

Slabdrill, Offensive Ray, PTU

drunkbnu · 2018-07-06 22:47:18

I created The Tower series.

drstereos

some woman · 2018-07-06 22:48:40

hummerz5, Slabdrill, Loganyoshi, Offensive Ray, Minimania, mutantdevle

ASDruska · 2018-07-06 23:49:30

i dont confess my worst sins and trust me the sins are HORRIBLE

Loganyoshi

Minisaurus · 2018-07-07 00:34:29

Sin can be what we don’t do
I have sin a lot.

Loganyoshi

Offensive Ray · 2018-07-07 08:19:39

I did (11th of September 2001)'s thing (destroying the buildings)
I nuked Japan
I caused the world war I & II
I killed hitler
I make people have their sins cuz I'm the devil himself

Now catch me if you can.

MWstudios · 2018-07-07 16:15:06

I've got 2 unexpired warnings

Vinyl Melody · 2018-07-08 00:56:11

On Roblox Prison Life, I call users noobs for doing annoying stuff (like just running up to a criminal and spamming handcuff) yet I dos offe same thing myself.

And also I had forced someone to kneel on rock salt because he was [the is a family friendly forum] off. I'm more calm and not that easily angered now

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