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#1 2018-04-26 10:25:01

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How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

Serious responses only please, this is for a friend.

Please ask any questions you need about the specifics of the question.


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#2 2018-04-26 10:29:02

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

well it probably takes an average of 1 minute to eat 1 lime, multiply that with your number, and the answer is 300000 minutes, aka 5000 hours, aka 208.3333333 days, less than a year


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#3 2018-04-26 11:25:57

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

Memomemo wrote:

well it probably takes an average of 1 minute to eat 1 lime, multiply that with your number, and the answer is 300000 minutes, aka 5000 hours, aka 208.3333333 days, less than a year

consider the lime eat speed that will drop constantly cause you will get tired and lime overdose


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#4 2018-04-26 14:59:18

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

you should make limeinade for homelses


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#5 2018-04-26 15:11:42

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

throw them away done


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#6 2018-04-26 15:36:07

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

peace wrote:

throw them away done

Is that really getting rid of them? They are still there, just in a hole in the ground (or maybe wherever food waste goes)

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#7 2018-04-26 16:30:36

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

Consider opening up a limeade business. Become filthy rich! Not everyone has three hundred thousand limes at their disposal. You are a very lucky person.

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#8 2018-04-26 17:42:20

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

sell them


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#9 2018-04-26 18:10:00

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

Load them into trucks and tip em off a cliff into the sea.


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#10 2018-04-26 18:40:35

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

or burn them


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#11 2018-04-26 22:11:00

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

just dump 'em into the lake


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#12 2018-04-26 22:14:26

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

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just dump 'em into the lake

thats not how things work smh
a single lake wont be enough


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#13 2018-04-26 22:33:24

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

He's not asking how we get rid of them, he's asking how quickly.

12 seconds.


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#14 2018-04-27 04:17:13

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

some man wrote:

He's not asking how we get rid of them, he's asking how quickly.

Onjit wrote:

Please ask any questions you need about the specifics of the question.

but wait. In that case, what is a "hudred" and does that affect some man's twelve seconds?

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#15 2018-04-27 07:42:07

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

hummerz5 wrote:
some man wrote:

He's not asking how we get rid of them, he's asking how quickly.

Onjit wrote:

Please ask any questions you need about the specifics of the question.

but wait. In that case, what is a "hudred" and does that affect some man's twelve seconds?

a hudred is when you don't want to use the letter n for the word hundred

and it's up to some man to decide whether that affects his twelve seconds


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#16 2018-04-27 09:42:08

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

TaskManager wrote:
Zoey2070 wrote:

just dump 'em into the lake

thats not how things work smh
a single lake wont be enough

Then use two lakes.


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#17 2018-04-27 11:00:04, last edited by Master1 (2018-04-27 11:00:55)

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

WELL just LOOK at it ThiS WaY

If you have THREE HUNDRED 00 **** 0 limes and let's say you can eat like 1 every 5 minutes, in about 1 hour you'd be completely **** full because 12 limes is a GAHUGIS load of food. IF we added in about 5 hours inbetween each set of 12 limes so that you don't DIE from ****, we'd get a rate of 12 limes every 6 hours or 48 limes a DAY. This MEANS it would probably take about 6,250 DAYS or 17 YEARS to consume that many LIMES and THAT doesn't EVEN INCLUDE SLEEP!!!!!

SLEEP I TELL YOU

what a load of MUD

**** that

I'll just throw those groomer bombin' noondai fiorfaw'n trapSTARS in the GARBAGE


with good AIM i could toss about 30 a MINUTE which would reduce it down to **** math



I'd say it takes about 6


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#18 2018-04-27 12:07:35

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

TaskManager wrote:
Zoey2070 wrote:

just dump 'em into the lake

thats not how things work smh
a single lake wont be enough

ye sif the lake is big enogh


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#19 2018-04-27 13:03:26

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

4 minutes


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#20 2018-04-27 16:26:35

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

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#21 2018-04-28 09:23:24

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

throw out a single lime

now you no longer have the 300,000 limes

congrats

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#22 2018-04-28 22:27:35

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

By getting rid do you mean there has to be no evidence that the limes were ever in your possession? Also are the limes boxed? Bagged? Are they just loose taking over my kitchen


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#23 2018-04-29 07:43:26

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

BuzzerBee wrote:

By getting rid do you mean there has to be no evidence that the limes were ever in your possession? Also are the limes boxed? Bagged? Are they just loose taking over my kitchen

Yes, but also no?


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#24 2018-04-29 07:44:23

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

Dude, so to get rid of limes you need what I'd call a "Lime Guy". Just take them down to the sharp dressed suit guy behind the dumpster behind wendy's behind the bigger arby's. He will buy 3 limes a day from a single person. If you get a bunch of disguises you can easily hock those limes off on carl (his real name isn't carl) in no time.

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#25 2018-04-29 14:05:59

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Re: How quickly could you get rid of three hudred thousand limes?

Well, I think we need a serious strategy in this thread.

Well, I'd begin by mortgaging my house, and using the money to buy a warehouse and a bunch of freezers. I would stuff most of the limes into freezers to keep them from rotting. I'd use the still-fresh limes to create multiple lime-based drinks, dishes, fragrances, etc. and begin my business of citrus assorted products. After I have made a significant profit and am known in the industry, I purchase about 1,000 acres of land and hire people to plant oranges, lemons, and grapefruits and start selling them to other companies while keeping my company going strong. As I have control over the market with my abundance of citrus, I control everything. I sell to companies unless they compete with me. Many times, I lower my prices to extremely low amounts of money, as I'm not working at a loss because I already have the limes. I put all competitors out of business and gain a monopoly over everything lime. I then lobby boards of education to incorporate limes in students' lunches while advertising the health benefits of my citruses. I then start to lobby congress to pass laws that put small lime farmers out of business with absurd regulations. After some time, I begin to expand my company to more types of farming while doing more and more damage to family farms. I then expand to livestock and everything else until I make ALL food in the country. I then take over the country by getting a puppet elected as president. He/she appeals to all those southern farmers with his simple upbringing in a farm, but s/he grew up to make millions in Hollywood. He/she passes laws that give me more control, and s/he uses their influence over foreign affairs to bring my company to more countries. I am soon everywhere. I get more puppet presidents until I rule most countries and have complete control over the United Nations. With the world in the palm of my hand, I have everything. I then slowly enter the spotlight until I am the true leader of the world. I invest in citrus-based technologies, and I change laws for better technology. I begin to make human/lime hybrids, cherry limes, EVERYTHING LIME! I restore green to the Earth with billions of acres of limes! My daughter or son will be the heir to my lime throne, and all alien civilizations will be too! Now, the sublime lime of the Earth is the most powerful civilization in the universe with ME in the limelight, and no where would I draw the lime.

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