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#1 2016-08-15 02:33:56

BuzzerBee
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Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

If you don't know, a haiku is a poem consisting of three lines. The first  line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 syllables, and the third has 5 syllables.

As a note, I know not everyone pronounces other users' names the same way, especially those with numbers (different fifty-five or different five five?), so just do the best you can. Or don't use their name at all and just make the title their username. Up to you

I'll give two examples:

Another User

He once was a mod
He truly made the sky light
Tako, he lives on

Myself

What a total nub
Never seen someone more strange
Who is BuzzerBee

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Your turn.

Please try to keep it lighthearted and fun, I was gonna make this anonymous but then I realized how quickly that would turn into a flaming war.


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#2 2016-08-15 02:42:54

Unau
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

hot hot hot hot hot
wow so hot i love it wow
hot hot hot hotty

~for ck

Last edited by Unau (2016-08-15 02:43:11)


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thanks koya

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#3 2016-08-15 02:47:43

Zoey2070
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

processor, my love
when will my posts about you stop?
i don't even know

everybody sucks
i really hate this flash game
i hope it dies soon

all edgy cringelords
"it doesn't even matter"
lolok

onjit is a dude
and this is a haiku wow
hexels; other stuff

imgood9 is here
we played portal 2 today
and it wasn't bad

pingohits please post
plays, place, push, post pretty please
pretend pigeonhole*

*by pretend pigeonhole i'm referring to pingohit's' worlds using only "old" blocks

Last edited by Zoey2070 (2016-08-15 02:57:25)


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#4 2016-08-15 02:58:13

Hexagon
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

zoey sells her melting
sanity by the survey
shore for fifteen cents

---

give the suffering
the sweet nectar, Unity,
to end our torture?

---

forever in debt,
and gems a plenty, blocks scarce,
where art thou color?

---

i sigh in despair,
when someone gives edit to
the one with the coins

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we try, we trust, in
"BOSS TO CODE NO SPAM" tempts us;
kicked for winning, cry

Last edited by Hexagon (2016-08-21 04:48:27)

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#5 2016-08-15 02:59:52

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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Condensed into memes
No more than this persona
Australia, Bruce


I'm off to scout camp for a week, so I won't be on at all. Completely cut off from the outside world. It's gonna be great ('cept 4 teh fud ofc.) cuz dat fud b nazty. liek srsly nazty. I IS LIKE SO PUMPED I DUN GIVE A CRAP ABOUT GRAMMR!!!!one!!!eleven1. So. Bye. When I get back I'll know how to shape metal and carve wood. I already know how to make baskets, towers(like big ones), find my way with a map, run for my life, and how to get caught in a tornado bcuz srsly that Knsas weathr is liek totaly krazy. It's like raining for 10 min then it stops and u look outsid and then you cant c a single cloud liek anywer? Yeh, is liek dat. I'll be living in a canvas, semi-permanent tent and using tons of bug spray because those ticks are absolutely awful there. And then it gets so dang hot there its like omg I'm melting and then you look at your hand where your canteen was (bcuz if u dun have a canteen in ur hand u r srsly slow and might even die) and ur hand melted off. Well, I've spammed enough and described how I will be living enough for now. Bye!

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#6 2016-08-15 03:06:48

Pingohits
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From: aids lizard
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Posts: 7,580

Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

string my pants with moss
antlers in the great blue sky
skin of old elmwood

bump bump big roadbump
here comes new user, click click
click, gone in quick flight

what time is it, oh
seven forty five, so cold
pizzas on my hands

run, run, vegemite
on and off like lightswitch flicks
git and guzzle, sip

down down down down down
down down down down down down down
down down down down up?

i am you, today
i am him, tomorrow, now
i am her later

this is me, also
that is me, do not banish
or i'm back with more

lawn chairs, green grass hair
drink in hand, condensation
what now, with showers?

greatest man alive
gold dust, calculate powers
cyan hues of death

text upon text or
hungarian stench. Pike hats,
pink sheets, cherry cream


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#7 2016-08-15 03:12:51

Onjit
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Is it autism?
Or is he just a bad meme?
#JustPingohitsThings

Last edited by Onjit (2016-08-15 03:32:12)


I'm off to scout camp for a week, so I won't be on at all. Completely cut off from the outside world. It's gonna be great ('cept 4 teh fud ofc.) cuz dat fud b nazty. liek srsly nazty. I IS LIKE SO PUMPED I DUN GIVE A CRAP ABOUT GRAMMR!!!!one!!!eleven1. So. Bye. When I get back I'll know how to shape metal and carve wood. I already know how to make baskets, towers(like big ones), find my way with a map, run for my life, and how to get caught in a tornado bcuz srsly that Knsas weathr is liek totaly krazy. It's like raining for 10 min then it stops and u look outsid and then you cant c a single cloud liek anywer? Yeh, is liek dat. I'll be living in a canvas, semi-permanent tent and using tons of bug spray because those ticks are absolutely awful there. And then it gets so dang hot there its like omg I'm melting and then you look at your hand where your canteen was (bcuz if u dun have a canteen in ur hand u r srsly slow and might even die) and ur hand melted off. Well, I've spammed enough and described how I will be living enough for now. Bye!

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#8 2016-08-15 03:19:11

Pingohits
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Onjit wrote:

Is it autism?
Or is he just a bad meme?
Who knows man, who knows.

flying tigers, egg
you are just rat in a cage
no escape, afraid


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#9 2016-08-15 03:24:23

Hexagon
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Pingohits wrote:
Onjit wrote:

Is it autism?
Or is he just a bad meme?
Who knows man, who knows.

flying tigers, egg
you are just rat in a cage
no escape, afraid

oh, can't it be true?
the caged bird that sings with you
nevermind tiger

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#10 2016-08-15 03:27:48

Pingohits
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Hexagon wrote:
Pingohits wrote:
Onjit wrote:

Is it autism?
Or is he just a bad meme?
Who knows man, who knows.

flying tigers, egg
you are just rat in a cage
no escape, afraid

oh, can't it be true?
the caged bird that sings with you
nevermind tiger

fruit of the loom, speak
jaws gnaw, eyes pierce, broomstick sings
brush brush underthrush


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#11 2016-08-15 03:32:32

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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

-redacted-

Diamond in the rough,
she is fearless and graceful;
my sister, Zoey

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#12 2016-08-15 03:46:31

Pyromaniac
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Bimps often complained
But after, he was harangued
Now, he feigns disdain.

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#13 2016-08-18 19:21:42

Zumza
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Once upon a post
Have made a lot of reps plus
That is this post, thanks!

just for forum users? ;(

Last edited by Zumza (2016-08-18 19:23:09)


Everybody edits, but some edit more than others
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#14 2016-08-21 04:48:33

Hexagon
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Warning: trigger, especially users unhappy with current mods/are currently dealing with grief.

Hidden text

Last edited by Hexagon (2016-08-21 04:51:33)

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#15 2016-08-29 21:00:41

ASDruska
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Is so lazy and a moron
Doesn't follow the rules at all.
Who is Andruska anyway?

Am I doing this correctly?
Sure hope Andruska doesn't.
Don't know why I break rules

Please don't read above.
Written by a 6 year old
Who gave him keyboards?


aww im not birthday anymore

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#16 2016-09-12 00:33:54

dylantherabbit
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Zoey:

How is Proc hot
Get your head out of the clouds
Processor's ugly

Last edited by dylantherabbit (2016-09-12 00:34:23)


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#17 2016-09-12 00:57:45

Zoey2070
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

dylantherabbit wrote:

Zoey:

How is Proc hot
Get your head out of the clouds
Processor's ugly

proc is super hot
he runs his hands through his hair
and then i lipbite

Last edited by Zoey2070 (2016-09-12 00:58:45)


proc's discorb UnGdm07.gif stylish themes for forums/the game UnGdm07.gif ?type=loginstreak&name=zoey2070
꧁꧂L O V E & C O R N꧁꧂
danke bluecloud cOtX1wh.gif rest in peace my dear lil crab teague. and fitzpatrick. i loved you a lot
🌈 Hc0cu9u.gif         6yG4Efc.gif
uMccify.png buy my silence. permanently. for $350 a month i will stop.

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#18 2016-09-12 01:01:49

hummerz5
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

hummerz5 does-
n't see the need for haikus
because syllables

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#19 2016-09-12 02:04:40

Pingohits
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From: aids lizard
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Posts: 7,580

Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

egg egg egg egg egg
egg egg egg egg egg egg egg
egg egg egg egg egg


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#20 2016-09-12 04:29:27

N1KF
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

hummerz5 wrote:

hummerz5 does-
n't see the need for haikus
because syllables

Why didn't you just say "does not" instead of "doesn't"?

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#21 2016-09-12 12:07:08

dylantherabbit
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Posts: 93

Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

Zoey2070 wrote:
dylantherabbit wrote:

Zoey:

How is Proc hot
Get your head out of the clouds
Processor's ugly

proc is super hot
he runs his hands through his hair
and then i lipbite

Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk


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#22 2016-09-12 12:28:12

TaskManager
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From: i really should update this
Joined: 2015-03-01
Posts: 6,818

Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

dont noob noobinist
you are too noob for being noob
why haiku for zolck


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#23 2016-09-12 13:34:50

hummerz5
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

N1KF wrote:
hummerz5 wrote:

hummerz5 does-
n't see the need for haikus
because syllables

Why didn't you just say "does not" instead of "doesn't"?

n 1 k f, you
don't get what I am doing
with the line break thing?

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#24 2016-09-12 23:18:43

32OrtonEdge32dh
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

You cannot expect
One who's likely autistic
To understand it


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#25 2017-03-10 03:22:16

N1KF
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Re: Write a Haiku About Another Forum User (Or Yourself)

One with much spare time
Seen meming and soapboxing
Perhaps gravedigging

Writer of egg memes
He posts images daily
And is quite odd

Writing like a cat
With words weird, yet poetic
He is a puzzle

Casual and fun
Yet an important person
Who hosts a forum

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