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Anatoly

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Languages are too hard

Topic questions is: Should there be a language, which all people speak, so there won't be anything like:

> Hallo, wie kommt man zum Hauptbahnhof? (en.: Hello, how to get to the main train station?)

> Sorry, what?

A good question - Nobody is able to speak unlimited languages, or this:

> Мы уничтожем тот район, и настанит новая ера! Ера где славятьса русский народ! (en.: We will destroy that city place, and there will be a new era! The time when russian will be respected.)

> Just two Russians are speaking, let's ignore them and spy someone else!

If you know 5 languages you are a pro

Source: In terms of living people, a candidate for the record holder is Ziad Fazah, who reportedly claims to speak around 60 languages

problem: How to let people speak one language, for example why not English?

Onjit

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Re: Languages are too hard

Languages evolve. Sooner or later such one language will become many different languages anyway. It's just pointless imo.

Also, just saying, that Russian text of yours has 7 8 mistakes in it.

Speaking to an Ausie or a Kiwi I don't understand everything they say, English has evolved so much that 2 English speakers may be missing information.

What the hell did you just bloody say about me, you bloody drongo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Air Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Emus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in kangaroo warfare and I’m the top boomerang thrower in the entire Australian armed forces. You arpe nothing to me but just another sausage on the barbie. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this here bush, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that bull to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we seak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Pacific Ocean and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re done. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable booty off the face of the continent, you little bugger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, bloody drongo. I will put fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bloody dead, mate.

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Onjit

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,709

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Re: Languages are too hard

Languages evolve. Sooner or later such one language will become many different languages anyway. It's just pointless imo.

Also, just saying, that Russian text of yours has 7 8 mistakes in it.

Speaking to an Ausie or a Kiwi I don't understand everything they say, English has evolved so much that 2 English speakers may be missing information.

What the hell did you just bloody say about me, you bloody drongo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Air Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Emus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in kangaroo warfare and I’m the top boomerang thrower in the entire Australian armed forces. You arpe nothing to me but just another sausage on the barbie. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this here bush, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that bull to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we seak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Pacific Ocean and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re done. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable booty off the face of the continent, you little bugger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, bloody drongo. I will put fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bloody dead, mate.

In your defense I only didn't understand "drongo"

that's cuz i went on easy on you mate now choof off

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