Uglyface (DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC. IT WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED ;-;*lock

iPwner · 2015-11-28 07:12:34

Uglyface; The whole gang! ;D

-uglyface facial basis with uglyblush foundation

-uglyface with a princess hat
-disguised as a WO but probably a man
-appears to have an incredibly dark blue blob jiggling within its left retina

-simply a lopsided uglyface
-likely ate too many cheetos at young age resulting in it being fat since birth
-was strewn with beans as a child
-subhuman

theory on facial features of this uglyface:

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-the only member of the uglyface family without ugly eyes! a mutation
-predates on other uglyface fauna, specifically the TroubledLittleChildren® ( uglyvoidface and uglyacneface)

-suffers from childhunger
-drinks fluid on a regular basis resulting in flushed cheeks and reduced blemish
-actually takes care of it's uglyblush like the good little uglyface it is
-soul was sucked out by a dementor at age 5
-spanked since birth

-doesn't look like an uglyface but behind those sunglasses are uglyeyes
-tries to live an alter-ego as african sunglasses face and caucasian sunglasses face to hide it's true uglyface identity
-even got plastic surgery to remove it's uglyblush
-likes to spend free time chilling on the beach with half robot half human face

-katy perry on steroids
-irrelevant

Conclusions

characteristics of the uglyface family:
-uglyeyes
-uglymouth
-uglyblush
-excessively floppy cheeks on the "belated" interpretations and excessively stiff and coarse cheeks on the "distressed" interpretations
-should be referred to at any and all times as "it" (plural: itii)

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Log 1:

*IMPORTANT* PST early birds lemme finish editing dis topic before commenting* - TOPIC IS WIP for the moment
ill tell u when im done editing so u can comment. anyway brb getting some n0g so i can get the energy to finish this chizz

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Log 2:

R I P Uglyface Epitopic : N o v e m b e r 2 7, 2 0 1 5 1 0 : 3 5 P M t o N o v e m b e r 2 7 , 2 0 1 5 1 1 : 2 2 P M

" Look at that - 16 posts and only 4 posters. A mess! A damn mess! "

Forever missed but never forgotten
Y o u a r e f o r e v e r i n o u r h e a r t s . ; ^ (

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Minimania · 2015-11-28 07:40:25

Are you high?

iPwner · 2015-11-28 07:42:09

omg i said no posting till i finished making the topic nub >_o del33t that po2t rye lao

Minimania · 2015-11-28 07:45:56

Uh, I'll take that as a yes.

iPwner · 2015-11-28 07:46:44

let's agree to delete both of these posts alrite? i want a clean slate for this topic ... its actually serious k :d

nlmdejonge · 2015-11-28 07:48:57

Maybe try using the Preview button?

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Minimania · 2015-11-28 07:50:01

iPwner wrote:

let's agree to delete both of these posts alrite? i want a clean slate for this topic ... its actually serious k :d

Uh, preview topic?

iPwner · 2015-11-28 07:51:08

oh i didnt know that existed... well f00 ;D can you guys all just delete these posts? lol.. i just want to edit in real time but people are posting and its kinda messing up my topic ;$

edit: goddamnit and now im tired :o btw im talking like this because ill probably delete these posts anyway so its okay to be "un-sophisticated" as they call it around myao ;3 but yeah in case i have to sleep and all these crappy and irrelevant posts are clouding up my topic by mornin my threat is that i may potentially feed my cat double the recommended dosage of 3 oz so BEWARE premature posters !

Minimania · 2015-11-28 07:57:55

If you had spent as much time thinking about editing your topic as you did when making these weird replies, your topic would've been done by now.

EDIT B4LOCK: Seriously though, finish the topic before you post it, maybe?

And the only smiley on this list that I find actually ugly is the princess smiley.

iPwner · 2015-11-28 08:00:12

Well can you just delete your damn posts instead of giving me these annoying passive-agressive replies? e_e Christ. O-o

Also didn't I mention I have to go get some bimpsin n0g?

EDIT: Can some mod please help me with dis? Like hit a time reset button for the past 20 min and delete all these dumb and crappy replies? My whole hopes and dreams for this topic are ever so swiftly being shlorped into a dark oblivion. x_X

Onjit · 2015-11-28 08:12:43

Why are you getting so defensive over this crappy topic

it's literally garbage

AmdS, KingFudge, Napakeun, Minimania, NegaStrife

iPwner · 2015-11-28 08:15:01

cuz its not done ? it wouldve been but now its ruined so ~~~~~ There goes my hopes and dreams out the window soaring out into the farup blue

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The man represents my hopes, dreams, and innocence being stolen away by these topic evildoers as I attempted to have the mere NOTION of envisioning a world in which I could have the AUDACITY post an uglyface topic without being repeatedly bonked again and again and again atop my head with an overtly hairy coconut by the buttsisters from the depths of hell minimania and fiendishllama

Snappy passive agressive one-liners rule in this land

req. lock

Onjit · 2015-11-28 09:04:56

"I don't like how some of the smileys look."

This topic in a nutshell.

iPwner · 2015-11-28 09:09:04

Really? Did you actually just post-? Did you actually just post... another passive agressive one-liner? I'm actually starting to get slightly flustered. e_e The post I posted before that was, in my honest opinion, a stellar exit ticket passed out to would-be posters in this topic. Do people in this land not respect epic finales? The art of life? The pizzazz of the stagelife?

Oh well - up it goes. Just let my topic, my baby, my brainchild..... get bombarded with more and more random one-liners that pound my dreams into a pulp of native scandinavian acorn mush. :| Just whisk it up into the sky like a gaseous bubble of carbonated farts.

req. lock x2

Onjit · 2015-11-28 09:15:36

I'm glad we got to this topic before it was finished, didn't want to let the stink spread.

#eeonthebrinkofstink

iPwner · 2015-11-28 09:21:04

Actually it was going just fine until you sizzlin' balonzoz showed up. ~_~ Then I had to go full-out flustered mode. Also I'd like to add that you twoz chyp one-liners are likely the source of the noxious smell slithering throughout this topic. <_<

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Post-Mortem Statement / Memoriam on this Topic:

I had the original intention to make this topic so I could express the trend in many smileys created by Toop that have these looping uglyface characteristics. ;-; The term "Uglyface" is not meant as a derrogatory term, but more as the title of these specimen to address phenomena related to the uglyface residence. It is akin to how we are referred to as the specimen "homohomosapiens." Secondly, I just wanted to practice my bb-code skills, which are obviously lacking... as evident in how I failed to even realize that the "preview" option was a thing. In turn, my own lust for knowledge on this topic ended up fatally backfiring upon me as I was strewn with passive-aggressive one-liners that essentially tossed my hopes and dreams into a locked basement and brutally murdered them!... and the blood is still fresh on their hands. ;-; Point is, if you're young and your cheeks are still lush and meaty and full of life and you still have dreams beyond me... flee. Flee while you still can my child. FLEE! *heavy sobs* Thirdly, I was bored and hyper. I am now tired, it is 1 in the morning, and I will sleep, after having drafted and re-drafted these incredibly well written comments. Goodnight, the light of my life - uglyface. Goodnight. *soft weeps*

Different55 · 2015-11-28 13:01:49

Locked.

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#1 2015-11-28 07:12:34, last edited by iPwner (2015-11-28 09:54:23)

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#13 2015-11-28 09:04:56

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"I don't like how some of the smileys look."

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