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#51 2015-10-27 00:32:12

Xfrogman43
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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I was born 3 months premature. Inside my mom's stomach, something broke and there was a pool of blood the size of a football. I also think my mom said that there was a cord around my neck as well.


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#52 2015-10-27 00:34:13

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Xfrogman43 wrote:

I was born 3 months premature. Inside my mom's stomach, something broke and there was a pool of blood the size of a football. I also think my mom said that there was a cord around my neck as well.

starting early aren't we


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#53 2015-10-27 06:01:36

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

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#54 2015-10-27 17:23:05

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I died on a water but then I realized I didn't die, I almost drowned.

I can swim on water, but not when I was a baby.


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#55 2015-10-27 18:41:36, last edited by Yandax (2015-10-28 21:49:57)

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Once when I was like 9 I was running around in a basement with a lot of pillars and I hit my head on one, it didn't hurt much so I kept on playing, then my parents and friend said their was blood gushing out of it, so my parents did the most sensible thing-super glued it shut. And when I was really-really-really young I had a case of pneumonia. Edit: I know someone who once drank a cup of bleach when they were 4, his parents called poison control, and they said that it was okay and he'd be totally fine. So when someone tells you to drink bleach and die, tell them it doesn't kill you.


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#56 2015-10-28 02:34:48

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I forgot to move away monopoly and stepped on this thing 162270.gif Blood oozed from my foot and i just sat on the stairs waiting for my parents to get home. (I was useless back then)


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#57 2015-10-28 03:46:21

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I almost fell into a knife once... It would have stabbed me in the chest...


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#58 2015-10-28 03:55:47

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I choked on a mint once.
I was walking out of a restaurant and my mom was walking ahead of me so she didn't even notice.
I stuck my fingers down my throat and my brother slapped me on the back.


I didn't like mints for years.


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#59 2015-10-28 04:35:20

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I tried to fly and... I went to da hospital
(i jumped off a mountain)
hey! I wuz 7!


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#60 2015-10-28 05:03:22

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

272 wrote:

I almost fell into a knife once... It would have stabbed me in the chest...

Imma need some more context


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