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cheezpuffs

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Re: Yo Mamma

yo mamma so lazy she came last in a snail marathon!

Toxiccc

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Re: Yo Mamma

yo mamma so ugly trees melt down (???) when she walks by

Stubby

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From: Maryland, U.S.A.

Joined: 2015-02-16

Posts: 1,721

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo Momma so fat, with every footstep, an earthquake happens on the other side of Earth.
Yo Momma so ugly, everyone who looks at her melts into a puddle.
Yo Momma so dumb, she says "1+1=11".
Yo Momma so fat, she must eat 10 Big Macs every second.
Yo Momma so sweaty, she could fill 10 swimming pools with it.
Yo Momma so slow, a sick snail could move 10 times faster then her.
Yo Momma so round, she could knock over sky scrapers like bowling pins if thrown.
Yo Momma so fat, the US army can't penetrate a bullet through her, they just bounce off.
Yo Momma so fat, she can be launched into space and be called a planet.
Yo Momma so dumb, she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo Momma so dumb, she sold her car for gasoline.
Yo Momma so dumb, she said hi to Justin Bieber.
Yo Momma so old, she sat next to god in pre-K.
Yo Momma so big, she stepped on Hawaii and thought it was an ant.
Yo Momma so tall and skinny, people mistake her for trees.

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Last edited by Stubby (Apr 26 2011 2:08:45 pm)

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Monstar43

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo Mommas so big,she makes godzilla look like an ant.
Yo Mommas so old,she played kickball with God in 1st grade.

Toxiccc

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo mammas so big, i don't understand why they didn't use her with stopping King Kong!

Yankeestar180

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo mommas so stupid, she told a yo momma joke to her kids:P

Data

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Re: Yo Mamma

The WORST yo mamma joke insult ever in 2 words:

Yo Mamma

Wesso

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma so ugly, she made Justin Bieber scream like a MAN!

Krazyman50

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo mamma's so skinny she swallowed a pea and thought she was pregnant.

Tako

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From: Memphis, Tennessee, USA

Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 6,663

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Re: Yo Mamma

You mamma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

goldsmiley

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo mamma drink milk like a cat and eat meat like a dog