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That's not boring! I can think of 9001 ways of fun involving a grave!
1. Jump.
2. Hide.
3. Duck.
4. Boom.
5. Quack.
6. Pfft.
7. JKLKJ
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...and 9001. Smash.
You are jabbed in the stomach with a traingle for 9001 years.
It does not harm or annoy me in any way.
A frisbee with giant blades on it is about to hit you at hypersonic speed. No news flashes.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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It does not harm or annoy me in any way.
I think some people are forgetting that this is called the Boredom Game? Including me.
You are glued to a person saying "Cheese" once per second.
Kick his buttocks.
You are strapped to a pig that is taking a ride through the most boring art gallery.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I sit back, relax, close my eyes and enjoy the ride.
Everything is in Dupree duper duper duper X10000000000000000 slow motion.
I live with it.
You are endlessly falling with nothing to do, look at, or anything.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I sit back, relax, close my eyes and enjoy the ride.
No matter what you do, you are going in reverse in black and white.
I took my colored pencils with me...
Imagine you are stuck in a dark room and you don't have ANYTHING. (for several years)
I would go insane. It would take about 10 days. If I have clothes, though, then I just do whatever I make up games to use them for to prevent insanity.
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No scene above.
You are chained, glued and strapped to the ceiling. It is too high for anything for anyone to reach.
I would pretend to be superman and everyone looks at me.
You have to work 2 hours on the computer and all you see is a black (or white, your choice) screen.
I go to a computer that actually works and finish the project
You are doing a yoga workout for eternity. The projector cannot be stopped, you cannot leave the room, and if you stop working out, you will be subject to eternal torture.
I fall asleep.
You have to read 10000000000000 classic books.
I edit the script so they are the most interesting books ever.
You are trapped in a bed, unable to get out, and you can not fall asleep. And no news flashes.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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It is comfy.
You are in jail.
OMG NEWS FLASH "JAIL" NOW MEANS "THE OPPA GAGNAM STYLE MUSIC VIDEO"
You are trapped in a pit of spikes that is incredibly uncomfortable, unable to get out, and you can not fall asleep. And no news flashes.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I use my rocket pack to fly out
You are stuck in a box that is a box.
BOXCEPTION. Due to the ception, I break out.
You are in a drink and someone is drinking it.
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