Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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Make a phone and call Chuck Norris to guard your town.
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Oh well. At least make torches around your town for safety.
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Can I pull something off of My Hill, or could we each control our own individual party member? I want my own individual party member with different talents and interests than some man's or MathsMaster's person?
Go exploring while your party works on the city. Also, tell them to make a giant billboard saying "1600th post" that can be seen from 1000 miles away.
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Done. You appear at the edge of the mountain, and you can see a village! I wonder if this means there's other humans in this world... Want to check it out? Also, the billboard can't even be seen from 5 miles away.
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Check out the village.
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Check out the shop and see what they have.
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Use the LOLWUT machine.
Depends, will the human join my party? Or anything else?
Depends, will the human join my party? Or anything else?
The human has joined the party. Nobody else would. I cannot ask you if so or not, because you will have no access to him in your next post. Still, you can leave the human behind.
Use the LOLWUT machine.
Done. You appear in the middle of nowhere, as in there's nothing but your party, whiteness everywhere, and the gravity on this invisible grown. Don't worry, you still have your clothing and inventory.
What next? (Also, in the next post, you may confirm if the human may join or not. If I don't get an answer, she will stay in your party.)
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She'll stay. Also, ask her WTF this nonsense is.
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Walk until you find an exit, or until you smack your face into a wall.
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Why is there a LOLWUT machine in the first place if it deletes the universe? A paradox occurred, please try again later.
She'll stay. Also, ask her WTF this nonsense is.
Done. She isn't quite sure, but she knows it used the power of a "Time Flower."
Walk until you find an exit, or until you smack your face into a wall.
There is no exit. Also, there is no walls.
Why is there a LOLWUT machine in the first place if it deletes the universe? A paradox occurred, please try again later.
Are you sure it deleted the universe? What if we went into a different world?
Wait... After walking far enough, we find another "Time Flower" like the one we found a long time ago! Want to pick it?
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Pick the Time Flower.
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Why, if there is no discernible light source, can we see? And why, if there is no discernible end to this landscape, is there gravity?
Done. Once again, you get 7 years older. Now, you're 14 years old. Oddly, you appear back in the real world. Not knowing what happened, what next? Also, the girl tells her name. She says her name is Olivia.
Current Party:
The Player
Jungleman
Frosty
AP
Olivia
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Ask her what the purpose of the LOLWUT machine is.
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Check what else is in the store.
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