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Gets blood.
Presses 1-up mushroom.
Got poison mushroom instead
Press SUBMIT button!
You become a noob
Presses GLaDOS button
You get an internet.
*Presses Starman button*
YOu get a seizure.
Presses jump button.
jumps
presses help button
Gets the derp forum
Presses kirby button.
Gets sucked in and the button gets all your abilities
Presses the alt+f4 button
Gets a trollface.
Presses d button.
Everything turns into the shape of a d.
Presses the "Hi" button
Gets a Bai.
Presses the pokeball button.
Gets a Pikachu.
Press the button button
You explode.
Presses broccoli button.
you get a carrot (because we have no brocoli)
Press no button.
A wild no appeared!
Presses Facebook button.
Offline
Dangerous Facebook Games Come Out and Kill You
Presses Picture of Dead Human in poop
Gets inappropriate content pictures.
Presses snow button.
Offline
^Already pressed.
Presses Nyan Cat button.
The lights go out. when the mechanics finally reboot the lighting system, you are gone, presumably abducted, kidnapped, or you just got bored and you walked away.
Presses the "emergency quantum button."
Gets a mathematical equation.
Presses trololol button.
Get's a pie in the face for trolling (Pie flavour)
Press the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcSzq_6W1QQ button
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