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Day 11
7:02 PM
Where you will ****?
This is a false statement.
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Day 11
7:02:05 PM
Any urine, excrete, vomit etc. can freely go outside of the forcefield, just not the rest of your body.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 11
8:00 PM
You walked everywhere with the forcefield, scaring everyone away..
Day 11
3:00 AM
You scared someone into giving you a private jet, and now you're flying to Texas to scare away Chuck Norris.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 11
3:11 AM
Get that bird off the windshield.
Day 11
4:00 AM
Eat a cupcake.
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Day 11
4:27 AM
Poop out the cupcake.
Day 11
4:28 AM
Have everyone complain about your smell.
This is a false statement.
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Day 11
4:30 AM
If this is a private jet, there aren't really many people to complain about it. Land in Texas.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 11
4:32 AM
Have everyone running from you.
This is a false statement.
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Day 11
5:00 AM
Enter Chuck Norris's house, he sees you and cries. Identify his tears as the only way to stop the meteor from hitting Earth.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 11
5:00:47 AM
Start collecting tears with the spoon on the table.
P.S. when was the meteorite going to land?
Day 11
6:00 AM
Notice you forgot to sleep.
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Day 11
6:01 AM
Notice that your arm holding the spoon is shaking due to lack of sleep.
Day 11
6:02 AM
Throw spoon out and sleep.
This is a false statement.
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P.S. when was the meteorite going to land?
Day 15, 11:00 PM
Day 12
6:02 AM
Woah, I slept for a whole day! Fish out spoon, be relieved that the tears are still in there
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 12
6:03 AM
Eat spoon.
This is a false statement.
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Day 12
6:03:01 AM
Realize you made the biggest mistake ever and doomed humanity, start vomiting.
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Day 12
6:03:05 AM
Feel yourself turn into the strongest hero in the universe due to drinking the tears...
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 12
6:04 AM
Kill the worst enemie from humanity, Fdoou.
This is a false statement.
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Day 12
6:05 AM
Fly out into space and throw Fdoou's corpse at the meteor, damaging it a bit.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 12
6:06 AM
Throw Fdoou's corpse back to earth.
This is a false statement.
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Day 12
6:07 AM
He happened to land in a cannon, which was then shot at maximum speed to the meteor, which damages it more.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 12
6:08 AM
Throws another meteor in Fdoou's corpse.
This is a false statement.
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Day 12
6:11 AM
We need more corpses. Gather linus21, MrShoe, MrVoid, and Chuck Norris's corpses.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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