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Day 1
08:24 AM
Wake up from dream remembering there aren't any time machines anymore.
Day 1
08:25 AM
Destroy Doctor Who series.
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Day 1
08:27 AM
Hear half the internet scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and cry from sadness and hear the other half say "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" and cry from joy.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 1
08:28 AM
Celebrate
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Day 1
8:30 PM
You hear both your neighbor and your computer scream when he types "shafou.com" in the address bar.
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Day 1
8:31 PM
You hear some man's scream a lot after he types "shafou.com" in the address bar.
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Day 1
8:31 PM
Ask out of fear what is shafou.com
Day 1
8:32 PM
Kisses screen
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Day 16 (continuing from the correct date)
1:00 AM
I can't go to sleep!
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But we went back to the first day, remember?
Day 2
1:01 AM
Whack yourself in the head enough so that you go unconscious and fall into a deep sleep.
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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 2
2:00 PM
Notice you're really late.
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Day 2
2:30 PM
Turn on your computer at work. You put "shafou.com" on the Startup page in the settings on Chrome, so you will wake up instantly when you are not awake. Nice one, <charname>
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Day 2
2:31 PM
Change adress to "goatse.cx" on the startup page.
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Day 2
2:35 PM
Change startup page to boredbutton.com
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Day 2
2:40 PM
Remove Mousey123's avatar.
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Day 2 ?
2:45 PM
Change startup page as trovi.com and get infected with the hijacker.
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Day 2
2:46 PM
Change startup link to http://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 2
2:50 PM
Buy another computer.
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Day 2
2:50:01 PM
(visit http://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6 before highlighting, it's a perfectly safe website)
>Who knew the power of Rick Astley could destroy your computer?<
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 2
2:60
Gets a virus and dies.
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Day 2
2:61 PM
Ask to some man if i should fix clock
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Day 2
2:65 PM
Get new clock after the old one got a virus and died
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 2
2:100 PM
Oh someone has to fix it...
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Day 2
3:41 PM
Fix the clock yourself. Nothing can go wrong.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Day 2
3:62 PM
And it goes wrong...
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