Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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Granted, but then the whole entire English language dies out, and a new, alien type, you-dont-understand language appears to replace it.
I wish to sit down
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Granted, you sit down on a mattress made of magma.
I wish for a splendid sammich
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted, sandwich filling is made of the following (all alive):
Scorpions
Mosquitoes
Bees
Wasps
Yellow Jackets
Hornets
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I wish for hands of ice and fire.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
~greg³
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Granted, but you acidentally touch one in other and it disappear, no hands for you
I wish get a scooper
This is a false statement.
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It's a pooper scooper, used for taking litter out of litter boxes. You unsuspectingly put it into your mouth and swallow. You then puke.
I wish for waffles.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
~greg³
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Granted. A giant waffle crushes and kills you.
I wish for a splendid sammich, which does not contain:
Scorpions
Mosquitoes
Bees
Wasps
Yellow Jackets
Hornets
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted, but the sammich is empty.
I wish 2 things.
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This is a false statement.
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Granted. You get an anvil to the forehead, and a coma.
I wish for a splendid (and not empty) sammich, which does not contain:
Scorpions
Mosquitoes
Bees
Wasps
Yellow Jackets
Hornets
Or anything else that is alive or lethal
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted. Your sandwich consists of:
rocks
hairbrush
t-pain's toenails
oily lock of hair
batteries
I wish for an enormous castle full of miniature castles full of castle sets full of miniature castles full of drawings of castles of enormous castles full of miniature castles full of castle sets full of minature castles full of drawings of castles of enormous castle sets of enormous castle drawings.
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Granted. Unfortunately, the castle explodes while you're in it.
I wish people would stop making blatant clones of forum games.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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ERROR: Your wish cannot be granted, sorry.
I wish different forum games would morph into one giant forum game of nonsesical stuff.
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
Song over, back to field. Putin is great!
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Granted. But you get annoyed to death
I wish for a harmless pizza with no alive things or things that kill me or anything else thats horrible
hello there! please ignore my old signature, it didn't exist
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Granted, but it's a terrible ripoff called "picture shop abode" and can't do things that even MS Paint can do.
I DON'T wish.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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it's not a wish so you broke the universe
great going some man
i wish to be m
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your wish happened but then it lagged and turned into a w
i wish to be a dog with lasers and rainbows shooting out its butt
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I wish for this wish to be corrupted (Did some one do this already?)
Pretend I didn't exist until now
All hail me, the king of insensitive jerks
Woot if you hate me
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Corrupted your wish already
I wish for this wish not to be corrupted
So... WTH?! 囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧
So mamy 囧's
Why don't they make 囧 smiley and 囧Bruce smiley? Really 囧 indeed! :囧:
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Already corrupted, the world is full of people!
I wish I was an Emperor.
So... WTH?! 囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧
So mamy 囧's
Why don't they make 囧 smiley and 囧Bruce smiley? Really 囧 indeed! :囧:
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Granted, but you electricuted yourself.
hello there! please ignore my old signature, it didn't exist
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Your mom spanked you with it.
I wish for a million spankings.
hello there! please ignore my old signature, it didn't exist
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