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yamma

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Re: My Hill

I do some random thing...my hill got killed with bomb

N1KF

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Re: My Hill

Chuck Norris doesn't approve your universe and there only needs to be one universe so he deletes yours.   Everybody gets teleported to Chuck Norris' universe, but I still own the hill since nobody else took over it.

Still my hill.

P788

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Re: My Hill

I go back in time to when I was hired, then I convince you to sell your castle to me.

I could never sell my castle, never! Not even for all the money in the world!

So the huge indestructible castle still is on the hill and I and Geist are still in there.

We fire you because we suspected that you wanted the hill only for you.
You get out of the hill. And we hire Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.
We put the flag of the "P788 and Geist Kingdom" in the top of the castle.
We also hire the Dumbledore's Army to protect our castle from all attacks.

Kings of the Kingdom: P788 and Geist
Kingdom's Official Army: Dumbledore's Army
Kingdom's Official Army Generals: Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris
Kingdom's Official Army Sargent: Harry Potter

Our hill (Me and Geist).

Last edited by P788 (Sep 20 2012 1:12:31 pm)

N1KF

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Re: My Hill

That was ages ago, and another time paradox approuches, then...

My hill. (Also with 100 Chuck Norris guards)

Me and the 100 Chuck Norris' are the only people in the new universe, as I got Chuck Norris approved to be here. It's the only way to come back, it's so powerful not even magic can do such a thing.

Last edited by Number1KirbyFan (Aug 14 2012 7:04:44 pm)

P788

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Re: My Hill

That was ages ago, and another time paradox approuches, then...

My hill. (Also with 100 Chuck Norris guards)

Me and the 100 Chuck Norris' are the only people in the new universe, as I got Chuck Norris approved to be here. It's the only way to come back, it's so powerful not even magic can do such a thing.

Crap, I forgot to say that since I and Geist we still are in our castle, everything that was posted later were excerts of a new EE story.
Our hill (P788 and Geist).

How the hill is protected: read my previous post.

Levelbuilder0728

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Re: My Hill

I am still falling down to earth (read previous posts) and manage to land safely dwo onto the ground. I ring the doorbell of P788 and Giests castle and he opens the door.
I want to join them and they say yes, since I am the only one left in the world.

Our hill (P788, Giest and me)

Shroom2001

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Re: My Hill

*Blows up Earth*
*builds hill on mars*
My hill
(PS all the space suits blew up, and it rains acid on mars. And I can breathe on mars.)

Levelbuilder0728

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Re: My Hill

I blow up Mars and recreate Earth with the only thing left is the hill, the invincible castle and me Giest and P788.

Our hill (Giest me and P788)

Last edited by Levelbuilder0728 (Aug 16 2012 6:43:37 am)

Geist

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Re: My Hill

Because it is already technically my hill, I decide rather than wasting this post, that I'd rather take a deep cover operation to some place that sells baked enchiladas. I hitchhike to the nearest motel, steal a free breakfast coupon, take an enchilada, and pickpocket some confidential evidence from a waiter that confirms that the enchiladas were illegally transported with other Easter chocolates filled with toys. And use the enchilada as evidence and sue the motel for enough money to buy a maximum security vault and I hide in it.

Still my team's hill.

Levelbuilder0728

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Re: My Hill

Instead of wasting my post, I find out that Giest is trapped and I saunter over to the shop, leaving our castle conviently out in the open and completely vulnerable.

Our hill.

meep805

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Re: My Hill

I can't do anything because the castle is completely un-protected and it would be very rude to destroy the castle without the owners being there so they can stop me from destroying it so I just walk away... You wish
Instead I attack the castle because that's the point and start firing innocent nublets inside disguised as castle soldiers and they start turning everything and everyone into nublets like them and soon the castle turns into a huge nublet and crumbles I clear away the debris and put up a card board cut out I then realised I should do something so I put a sticky note up saying "Sorry for destroying your castle Yours Faithfully meep805" and then I claim the hill as mine only the person who posts below me is going to take the hill from me but still I should let them have some fun with killing me for the 18th time (Yes I counted) So
My Hill (Until the person who posts below me gets rid of me)

Geist

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Re: My Hill

Don't worry I won't get rid of you- for now.

Meanwhile, inside the vault, I dig a passageway to a supply store, get some tape and run back to the hill.

I mark a small square on the hill with the tape, and claim that square.

My small territory on the hill.

P788

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Re: My Hill

I launch a missile attack to destroy the hill. (Oh, first I warn Geist to get off the hill)
I build another indestructible hill, and a indestructible fortress.
I invite Geist to join me, and I hire Chuck Norris to be our gatekeeper.

Our hill (Me and Geist).

Last edited by P788 (Sep 19 2012 4:27:50 pm)

cneko

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Re: My Hill

I rip chuck's tiny nuts off and kick him into an atomic missile site, detonating the missiles which were aimed for the fortress. Since the fortresses weakness is nuclear power, I run inside, decapitate you, and claim the fortress in my name. I then build a dome of dark matter around the fort so no one will ever be able to get me. OH, and geist dies of fear.

PWN!!!!

Last edited by cneko (Sep 20 2012 12:46:21 am)

meep805

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Re: My Hill

You die of starvation as if no one can get IN that means no one is able to get OUT I then have to claim the hill with a dome of dark matter around the castle I also revive Geist because I'm nice like that and then I tell him that it was his castle so it's his problem now and he will have to do something about the Dark Matter all around it I then walk off leaving Geist to deal with the Dark Matter then I realize I should help so we stand there looking at the Dark Matter.

cneko

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Re: My Hill

I come back from the dead (in the fort where i died), eat you and geist to survive, and stick my flag in the ground reclaiming it as my fort. I also use a magic wand i conveniently find to whip-up any and all necesities.

-my hill

edgeofglory123

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Re: My Hill

I summon an energy beam (with a warlock's help), focus it through your window, and rinse the fort of you, but not the wand. I enter and claim the fortress, disguising the wand as a sword/wand and mirroring the windows.

My hill.

N1KF

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Re: My Hill

I return with my Pwnage Wand I lost a while ago, and this causes edgeofglory123 to float (with no control of himself) out of the fortress. I hire 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 guards using the clone feature on my Pwnage Wand. Also, due to a feature on the Pwnage Wand, anybody else who touches the wand besides me and my friends get electricuted.

My hill.

meep805

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Re: My Hill

But you didn't make it clear who your friends are...
Anyway I buy a Pwnage Wand from the shop down the road and have an epic battle with it I shout "Explli-pwnage!" and you immediately dissapear!
I turn around and find you only disappeared then re-appeared behind me I then remember your weakness and throw a ton of kirby related items over the horizon you can't stop but chase them! Meanwhile I watch you run after them and turn all the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 guards into Chuck Norris guards who then make it impossible for anything to happen to me...
Until someone does something or N1KF comes back and takes revenge so I just wait until the hill is taken away from me.
My Hill... for now.

edgeofglory123

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Re: My Hill

Abra Cadabra... My wand (from within my sword) teleports you out of the castle and puts you in a bubble with numberonekirbyfan and cneko, and I retake control. And the castle is surrounded with an impenetrable forcefield. You can now no longer get in, without an inside job. And the only ones in there are me, and my 2 friends ( my brothers.

My hill again.

cneko

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Re: My Hill

I pop the bubble with numberonekirbyfans face, knocking him unconscious. I then dig under the field and shut it down from the inside. When numberone kirby fan awakens, he attempts to take control of the fort, kiling both your brothers. You (edgeofglory) kill numberonekirby fan triumphantly standing over his dead body. I then summon the help of the mystery red ninja, and we collaborately use you wand-sword to kill you (like the irony ), and I then reclaim the fort. This time, I summon the hill and myself into the nearly-unreachable 7.5th dimension, away from danger.

--Again, my hill.

edgeofglory123

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Re: My Hill

Having reclaimed my sword, which was left behind in the move, I resurrect my brothers, fill them in, and try to think of a way to enter the 7.5th dimension. I figure out that you left a dimensional rift when you left, and open it. I follow you through. I summon 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Bruce Lees to counteract the Chuck Norris guards. We proceed to kick you out, and claim the castle for ourselves. We take it back and bring it back to the 3rd dimension. The Bruce Lee guards are now defending the castle.

Our hill (Me, Dinomite123, and Xaladin)

Levelbuilder0728

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Re: My Hill

I walk back to the castle, confused that Geist wasn't there and I see a completely different castle and I am, "WTF?" so since you have been trapped inside the castle and died of starvation, I kick open the door with my awesome powers and rule the castle.

@P788 Hey, what ever happened to me, huh? I spare you for now...

Our hill (me, P788 and Geist's hill)

ABC Boy

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Re: My Hill

I walked by and Crushed the castle.

My hill (me)

edgeofglory123

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Re: My Hill

I actually escaped, not died. I created a prison (not a bubble), and trap Cneko, Levelbuilder, No.1kirbyfan, Geist, and ABCBoy in it. I resurrect the castle, Dinomite123, and Xaladin. I summon a selective forcefield that will not allow anybody posting here to pass through except for me and my brothers, and allowing stuff in, like pizza deliverymen and the Bruce Lee guards.

My freaking hill.