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Poke Pingohits on facebook.
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Get out and hug that weird white guy and tell him you're his friend.
Hm, seems kind of weird to do, but I will.
Suddenly my body froze. I cannot move. What is happening to me?
~Someman has reached the climax of this text adventure. All posts following him will not be done.~
He reached for me.
WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
CHOICES
-You have no choice but to talk to him.
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Talk to him/it/her/whatever-that-thing-is.
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Say "Hello ghost, how have you been today?"
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^ don't do that
^^ don't do that either
Tell them that a person from around here called you and asked "Anyone there? Yes! Please, someone help me! There's someone after me and I don't know who but please some alert the police or$&@/('\#^€+~..." and when you tried to alert the authorities they replied "Hello, 911. What is your emergenc#$*^@:}|#*..." and you want to know why this is happening
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Shout "help me!"
I picked the most reasonable response.
^ don't do that
^^ don't do that eitherTell them that a person from around here called you and asked "Anyone there? Yes! Please, someone help me! There's someone after me and I don't know who but please some alert the police or$&@/('\#^€+~..." and when you tried to alert the authorities they replied "Hello, 911. What is your emergenc#$*^@:}|#*..." and you want to know why this is happening
I am sorry, he says.
I am not an enemy, and I am not some paranormal beast.
~Continue?~
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Get in love with him.
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"What are you then?"
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"What are you then?"
I'm not sure you would understand, he said.
I am a science experiment. I was planned to retrieve and remove dangerous bombs, but something went wrong. The Doctors tried to balance my powers with steady electromagnetic pulses, but then...
...I killed them.
It wasn't on purpose, I swear! My powers just come and go!
~Continue?~
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Back up an inch or two, very slowly so that he doesn't notice, and then ~Continue~
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Back up an inch or two, very slowly so that he doesn't notice, and then ~Continue~
Please, I swear!, he says.
I'm not a murderer! I just need you to help me!
CHOICES
-Don't help him. He is a weird man.
-Help him! He is struggling!
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Help him(to die)! He is struggling!
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Help him(to die)! He is struggling!
I will help you, you say.
Thank you!, he replies.
My name is Perry. It's short for what they call me, Project Perennial. I have some pretty weird powers. I can electromagnetically attach things. I have the power to create static electricity and remove electricity from objects.
So that explains the dust bunnies and radiators, you say.
Huh?, the white figure said, I don't remember about those things. But, I need you to do something, and you have to trust me.
~Continue?~
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Continue and kiss her.
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Continue and kiss her.
He shudders and says...
You have to kill me.
CHOICES
-I will kill you since you said so.
-NO! Tell me more about Project Perrenial! Why did the phone have static? Why are the police officers dead?
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NO! Tell me more about Project Perrenial! Why did the phone have static? Why are the police officers dead?
This is going to end too early.
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Say: "I will help you, but please let me move first."
Pingohits please check out "make a burger~"! They're decided to count to infinity with stupid Portal things until you say"Bottom Bun"! You must check out!
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Throw twenty-two weighted cubes at mikelin and say "But I don't have anything to kill you with" to Perry
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NO! Tell me more about Project Perrenial! Why did the phone have static? Why are the police officers dead?
This is going to end too early.
I have electromagnetic abilities, he said.
I can disrupt phone communications.
I can magnetize metallic objects.
And worst of all...
I can kill people with electricity.
So please.
You have to kill me.
I just want a normal life in another world, just end this one already.
CHOICES
-No.
-Yes.
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Yes, this fanfiction deserves to end.
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This forum game was way too dang short but sure whateva, shoot him with your pistol (implying you have one)
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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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This forum game was way too dang short but sure whateva, shoot him with your pistol (implying you have one)
Who said this was the end?
You take out your pistol.
You see no emotion in his eyes. Wait...something doesn't feel...right...
He flings the gun out of your hand and points it at you.
CHOICES
-Wait...what...
-RUN
-Cower in Fear
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Do an epic backflip to dodge the gunshot, quickly sprint away from him in style
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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