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Some ocean liners go 6 inches for every gallon of diesel burned.
A snail can sleep for 3 years straight.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. ...xD The internet is a weird place.
In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.
The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker.
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war. (Man, these dudes never back down.)
Wtf? Is that for srs?
Chimi wrote:Some ocean liners go 6 inches for every gallon of diesel burned.
A snail can sleep for 3 years straight.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. ...xD The internet is a weird place.
In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.
The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker.
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war. (Man, these dudes never back down.)
Wtf? Is that for srs?
In a dirty way... I hope...
Bananas are Berries
Wrong! They are herbs.
If you got to the lighthouse at Kullaberg(Hillmountain) you can see where the waters turns from saltwater into brackish water.
Do you know that Voltaire, a famous musician is a professor at the school of visual arts in New York.
coconuts arent fruits.
nor are they nuts.
xXExpress0Xx wrote:Chimi wrote:Some ocean liners go 6 inches for every gallon of diesel burned.
A snail can sleep for 3 years straight.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. ...xD The internet is a weird place.
In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.
The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker.
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war. (Man, these dudes never back down.)
Wtf? Is that for srs?
In a dirty way... I hope...
I smell vampire.
Now you see what Twilight did thar? Horrible book/movie...
Shy Guy wrote:xXExpress0Xx wrote:Wtf? Is that for srs?
In a dirty way... I hope...
I smell vampire.
*ahem* Excuse me...
@Shy Guy, It'd teach them not to... be... dirty like that. :rolleyes:
an ostrich's eyeball is biggger than it's brain. they
must be pretty dumb. lol
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
A giraffe can lick it's own ears.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
If I'm ever in Ohio I will attempt to get a fish drunk.
Lol why do they care about fish getting drunk?
Ooh more facts:
315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.
123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
The two singers of 'Kris Kross' wear their clothes backwards.
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"TYPEWRITER" is the longest word you can spell with the 1st row of letters.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I can call turtles fartbreath now!!
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In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
If I'm ever in Ohio I will attempt to get a fish drunk.
I think this would be fairly easy. You'd just have to capture a fish and fill it up in a tank full of beer.
or just pour your beer in a lake. All I need to do is aquire some beer and see how this goes.
sweaterdressers is the longest word that you can type using only your left hand. That only works in QWERTY, though.
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A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 mph, lolwhut (;
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Pretty fun topic to read =3
In Pokemon Red And Blue, if a Ditto fights a Ditto, the battle will never end, because they will keep transforming into each other, and the only move they know is Transform.
No they run out of PP and use struggle.
DK Levels wrote:In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
If I'm ever in Ohio I will attempt to get a fish drunk.
I think this would be fairly easy. You'd just have to capture a fish and fill it up in a tank full of beer.
or just pour your beer in a lake. All I need to do is aquire some beer and see how this goes.sweaterdressers is the longest word that you can type using only your left hand. That only works in QWERTY, though.
Wrong, you can type anything with any hand. I just typed this whole post with my left hand. That "fact" is based on handular stereotypes.
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screamers can increase your chance of getting an heart attack
I would say to my cousin:
Je dom lul! (Dutch)
and he'd never get it.:D
If you don't, translate it.
Wrong, you can type anything with any hand. I just typed this whole post with my left hand. That "fact" is based on handular stereotypes.
There's a word that we like to use sometimes in English known as implications. Now, what does this strange new word mean, you ask? Well, you can either click the link I've provided and educate yourself, or I can try to educate you here in this very post using my very own words!
Implications are things that can be gathered from a source without them being explicitly stated. Let's take Zoey's post and use it as our example, shall we?
sweaterdressers is the longest word that you can type using only your left hand. That only works in QWERTY, though.
What could she possibly have implied? Well, she stated left hand only and the QWERTY keyboard layout, so perhaps she's implying that her fact relies upon the standard fingers positions for QWERTY. Wasn't that easy?
I don't care if you can type every post from now until your death with your left hand, left foot or any other part of your worthless self. The fact is, you know damn well what she meant and so did the rest of us, you're just the one that decided to be a **** about it.
Also, what the hell are "handular stereotypes"?
It's forbidden to die in the english government buildings.
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