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supadorf24

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Joined: 2015-02-26

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Re: High School

supadorf24 has a pretty good guide for getting through high school.

This is the second reposting of this guide to date:

1) Scope out the cool kids or jocks. Most likely, you will find that they have their own designated lunch table.

2) Act vulnerable. Ask them if you can sit with them. They will let you sit with them as a joke, because you will look sad and pathetic.

3) Bring out your charming personality. Dazzle them with some pre-written jokes. Flirt and make drug references.

4) Become part of their clique. Hang out with them. Be witty.

5) Never say never. If they peer pressure you into something, accept.

6) Get into drugs and alcohol and parties and sex. Self-explanatory. Be handsome.

7) Drop out of school. You can do this legally when you're 16. Don't worry; you're not going anywhere in life.

8) That's it. You are now successful. Congratulations.

If you follow my steps closely, you will end up being successful, just like me. Pyro, you have a lot of potential, so throw it away and be popular.

Don't talk to any form of life other than your teachers, you'll thank me later.

Wat.

You will be the most nerd of the school because you're new... and the biggest, strongest bullies will bully you and lock you in a cabinet and stuff. And the their girlfriends will come and convince them to stop and then they will break up and one of the gf is be your gf.
Only if you're from usa

This is coming from a Scandanavian. You would know.

Last edited by Supadorf24 (Sep 2 2011 9:27:31 pm)

Zoidy☺

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Re: High School

Well, i'm starting high school tomorrow.. So.. I won't be on like at all cept for weekends and thursdays..

But thats not why i'm telling you this..

Anybody older have any tips?

HA HAHAHAAHAAA just prepare for the freshman prank. (evil laugh)

I'm going into sophomore year btw.

Master1

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From: Crait

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,452

Re: High School

omg my school starts in a few days too I'm also gonna be a freshman :/ this is gonna be one weird change lol

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Kuech

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Re: High School

lol you have nothing to worry about klmaster... All you have to do is make some friends (if you are going to a school that none of your friends are going to) and make sure you hang with the right people. Also, participate in many High School activities for example: Clubs, Sports Teams, Dances, School-wide events, etc. If you hang with the right people and participate a lot, High School will be a blast! (Gr. 9 was a blast for me, I did all that, and I got to fly to a provincial championship sports game! Gr. 9 couldn't have been better! )

Once you finish Gr. 9, (Which will be fast) You know that the rest of your High School Career will be just as fun as your first year!