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#27 Before February 2015
- ChaosDemon
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Re: Favourite Jokes!
A blonde, brunette and a redhead are in a magical prison, A genie tells them that he will grant their wish but he will only grant one wish per person,
The Brunette wished for freedom
The Redhead wished for freedom
The Blonde said "Gee I sure am lonely, I wish those other girls were back"
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There were 3 blondes walking when they saw some tracks, Blonde # 1 Said, "Those are deer tracks!" Blonde #2 said "No way! those are bear tracks!" Blonde 3 said "No those are tiger tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit.
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The three Girls (Blonde, Brunette, and redhead) Were given a chance to think something about themselves and if it was destined to be true the magicness would grant them the thing! But if they lied about the thing they would die
Brunette said "I think I'm beautiful!" She became the most beautiful woman in the entire world
Redhead said "I think I'm Smart!" She then cured cancer, and world hunger
Blonde said "I think-" Then she died
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