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lel.

It can also lockpick coindoors. In presence of a police smiley, it is at zombie speed. Radius 8 blocks.

This is rather fascinating.
When people said "How hard can you make yourself look like a fool", xeno took it as a challenge?

I know this is a matter of being sad and/or outraged but I am well past that point and to me this is actually really funny. Not because your account and worlds got removed, more because xeno and him >>>ACTUALLY<<< still thinking he's a good owner of a public game. Imagine not seeing the wrong in your actions not even at this very moment. When one would say that even the lowest possible idiot would be able to.

So, Xeno XD

I can't even. Surely you don't recognize the value of tens of worlds because you're a jack of no trades, master of none.
But you're developing a game for children and expect to manage it as a child yourself? lol

I'm sorry, Kira.
May you rest in paece. May your soul be forever safe from immaturity in the afterlife!

1st of April! Let's celebrate the biggest joke as of recent: All of us.

It cannot be denied that this conflict sprung up because of something dumb.
No one monitors private messages and no one really bothers to monitor any type of EE chat outside of PMs, you know it to be true. Why would anyone do that? Answer me that if you disagree.

Kira, being alone in a world with his friend, had all the luxury he can possibly get saying stupid shit, making stupid jokes, behaving stupid, breathing stupid and work on that stupid spike world that would have made me rage so hard, oof.
He had it.
So, sure, it was indeed his mistake to post it on the Discord knowing just well what he's going up against. A child in adult's pants, with a CEO hat, that, as a surprise to nobody, threw bans at him like Zeus would throw lightning bolts.

So what did he send? A screenshot of a chatlog containing a dumb joke, which, yes, you other crybabies that have replied already, should have been an "issue" to just ignore and let die.
Why?
Because wake up and smell the coffee, unless you're underage or something, which most of you seem to be. The game had an enormous peak of 50 players some days ago; and that only because of the quarantine, not anything else.
Do you even comprehend what low of a number that is for an online game?
No one is getting arrested, or raided, or swatted because of ee chats. EE is an insignificant children's game, played in a browser, haunted daily by the same fifteen people that only stick around because of nostalgia. How would that ever attract any type of law enforcement attention? You're all discussing this pedophilia accusation so digustingly presumptiously, as if Xeno rivals Trump or Putin in importance. No one gives a damn about him.
And we are that no one. After all, he's just the owner of a carcass. Not even one that's still warm.

And don't look at me like that, only because I do not condemn swearing and cussing. I didn't say I support it but I am "enlightened" enough to see that it really does not matter in our case. Tell an old lady in a store to go fuck herself and you might get thrown out by the manager. Tell Trump to go suck a fat one during a public speech, in person, and police may beat you up with batons and take you in. But Xeno? Xeno is only very slightly slightly slightly slightly less of a nobody than we are. He shouldn't have cared, we all shouldn't have cared. After all it was a bait because that's how late punchline jokes work. Getting offended by "the first part" in a "they got us in the first part, not gonna lie" joke is beyond pathetic, seriously.
"Grow up" doesn't even work on you people, because you obviously did just that, only in a painfully sheltered environment.

People swear. Everywhere. You cannot stop it without immense power and it shouldn't even be stopped, because no one should like to become China.
Just jump in any EE world right now and have a pretty high chance to see little kids raging on minis, calling them gay or ask what the fuck is going on here, how the fuck do I beat this mini, this world is fucking bad and you're a fucking idiot, world owner!
Why do they not moderate that? Why don't they ban everyone because after all, they're all breaking the rules, aren't they? The game already has just enough people to fill up a bathroom stall, better get rid of some more.

Why do they not moderate that? Because why would they, as I said at the start. They are random kids, their minds are too simple to express genuine critique or disapproval.
But ooop! Some oldie made a crude joke and another one, ...
oh no,
one of them has...
AN OPINION!
Nooooo! Not the opinions!

Can't have that, he's a threat to the game! He's a threat to THE STATE! He's creating civic unrest!! He's a threat to my sovereignty and, most importantly, my rEpUtAtIoN that comes from a small group on the internet!
Better silence him all Winnie the Pooh style because of my pristine anger issues that I acknowledge, but don't learn anything out of!

Xeno,
look,
the coffee smell is for you too.
When I came to you with questions, issues, or when I donated, you replied formally. Gave you plus class points right then and there.
But only talking formally when it suits you, or when you can actually resist clenching your teeth and spontaneously combust, really makes you lose the right to even have a class meter in the first place.
I had no idea how you ended up as owner, but I didn't care. Saw the game is still dead but not really burning or anything, saw you planning a new EE game in html; I said:
Good for you.
Why not good for the game too? Because it needs a miracle to come back to life. And the internet is freshly out of miracles for browser games. Flash or not, their trend is gone. I don't think EEU will actually be a thing, and it's not even your fault.
Though, even if it will, your inaptitude to control yourself, follow your own rules and your temper will make you a terrible administrator. Most people would catch on that you are banning people for talking back.

It's classy but I don't even fundamentally understand where this royal feeling comes from, as to adopt such formal talk with your others, as the head of EE.
Most of the regulars share your age range and we were common players just like you.
Though we developed random talents, you developed an ego.

No.
Likely to happen? Also no.

Would we survive a bath of fire? No.
Likely to happen? Yes.

Australia is just the first one to bite the dust.

No.

It does warn you that the process is irreversible when you are the crew owner and choose to add a world to your crew
OR
when the owner of the crew you're in requests your world be added and you accept.

The only way a world can get rid of the crew association is by the crew to be deleted.

I like the team doors very much. It's another approach to blocks disappearing and appearing strategically that is not switches.

And on top it's colorful!

So the bot will do all the recording, no need for us to do anything but play, right?

My computer wouldn't be able to handle any extra task.

Will this be updated with seasonal campaigns?
Maybe with an asterisk because the worlds themselves aren't campaigned all the time.

I am pretty curious what rainbow time is on those as well, especially the current halloween ones.

Zoey changed a picture into something gory once and all the little butthurt babies gonna cry

while a guy was around the forums with a gif of a giant putting people into a meat grinder for forever.

toooootally not personal problems,  just respectful care coming from some concerned users that want the forums to be a better place. yeah sure

THE COIN.

IT WAS MAGIC.

Yes.

The world should only be allowed to be added to a crew after the contest because a crew can have more than 5 people contributing.