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Greetings citizens of Everistan,

I have stood back, observing, taking notes, and watching as this election spirals out of control. I can bare it no longer. I cannot, and will not, sit in the shadows as the country I love falls into chaos. It pains me to watch as candidates fight for popularity, rather than a better future for Everistan.

That is why I am announcing my candidacy today, under the Benjaminson party. This country cannot take anymore non-sense, like that which has been produced so far in this eelection. I want better for this country, and the people whom reside in it. I want to give the people of Everistan a voice. I want their needs and desires to be expressed.

Unlike the other candidates, I am not going to win you over with false promises. I am not going to amplify my personal image to make you like me. But, I will do this: I will give you the truth. No sugar-coating or **** stories.

Join alongside me, and many others, as we bring Everistan back from this depression. I am not going to lie to you, it will not happen over night. It will take hardwork, dedication, and healing time. Our country is hurt. It's time to fix it. With your support, I will make it happen.

BerniEE SandEErs,
The Common Man Candidate