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#1 2017-02-10 10:29:03

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EE-K! Latest news coverage regarding Everybody Edits

Thanel, Nou, and Processor's daily barbeque routine schedule cause of Unity delay

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The three admins from left to right: Nou, Thanel, Processor

According to Fam Pickens, senior sandwich connoisseur by trade, Thanel, Nou, and Processor have been spotted exploiting a grill, stalling time for the Everybody Edits update. "It's unbelievable," says Pickens, disdained. "These three are sitting out here enjoying grilled pork while I have to stack blocks over and over again for years. It's like they want us to die building."

Others, such as Seuss chef Shillary Notmilk, have had to deal with even greater issues. "They trapped my cat," Shillary cried. "They always come to the grill and hop around without talking, and all of a sudden they trapped this cat inside a cube."

In response to this, the mayor of Eeville - Daniella Coolwan - has demanded every member to gather and make protest videos in the form of a contest. Anyone not participating will become a zombie smiley. onion-dingbat_60x60.png

#2 2017-02-10 12:50:14

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But thanel doesn't seem to be active, also, okay?

#3 2017-02-10 12:50:24, last edited by Zumza (2017-02-10 12:55:52)

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Many of you might not know, but this is where EE has its headquarters. A small unimportant building located in an isolated area of the town. A perfect place for criminal activities against smileys, if you ask my personal opinion.

EE headquarters

It is said, by unconfirmed sources, that the corpses of the ex-staff members are hidden in the basement of this very building. Taking my precautions, I decided not to risk my exposure in day light, and thus haven't approached the building more than 40 feet. In my naivety I decided that its best to return at night.

The city at night

At night the streets seemed very narrow and empty and they've suddenly became a complex maze. The moon was hidden by the thick clouds which were covering the whole town. The echo of the whizzing fierce wind and the terrible croaking of the crows were the only sounds filling the void of that sinister night.
I was just a street away when a man jumped before me. Blood was draining from his face. Scared, I pushed him away. He felt to the ground and I ran away.
"You thought you could run away from us, Benjamin? Haha, get back. Your torture isn't done yet!" is what I heard in the distance.
And so, I realised. I was the man who pushed Benjamin to the ground and thus killing his chances of escaping.


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#4 2017-02-10 21:11:36

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why the hell do you have the onion router logo at the end of your post

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#5 2017-02-10 21:15:45, last edited by Zumza (2017-02-10 21:16:03)

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Bimps wrote:

why the hell do you have the onion router logo at the end of your post

Dark net is often used to ensure the anonymity of company insiders which seek to reach journalists.


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#6 2017-02-10 21:22:00, last edited by XxAtillaxX (2017-02-10 21:22:13)

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why the hell do you have the onion router logo at the end of your post

It isn't the Tor logo, it's the logo of The Onion, the satirical news site.


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#7 2017-02-10 22:15:56

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XxAtillaxX wrote:
Bimps wrote:

why the hell do you have the onion router logo at the end of your post

It isn't the Tor logo, it's the logo of The Onion, the satirical news site.

hm, i knew my autistic brain messed up

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#8 2017-02-11 00:03:44

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Yeah it's inspired by the Onion. I'm in love with their work xD

#9 2017-02-11 00:07:10

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for all seriousness ee staff get off of your a**es and work on unity


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#10 2017-02-11 00:25:15

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Moukdaboss wrote:

for all seriousness ee staff get off of your a**es and work on unity

How do you know they aren't aleady? The only source to back up your statement is JaWapa. While I trust JaWapa, we've had very little contact with the Staff in the last few weeks so it's hard to tell what they're doing.


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#11 2017-02-11 01:07:40

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N1KF wrote:

How do you know they aren't aleady?

Did you not read the article? They're too busy barbecuing to work on unity!


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#12 2017-02-11 01:52:51

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Onjit wrote:
N1KF wrote:

How do you know they aren't aleady?

Did you not read the article? They're too busy barbecuing to work on unity!

So far, Kefka is the only source for the article. I can't find anything about this on any other websites.


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#13 2017-02-11 15:32:18

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N1KF wrote:
Onjit wrote:
N1KF wrote:

How do you know they aren't aleady?

Did you not read the article? They're too busy barbecuing to work on unity!

So far, Kefka is the only source for the article. I can't find anything about this on any other websites.

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#14 2017-02-11 17:43:32

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IM BAD wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Onjit wrote:
N1KF wrote:

How do you know they aren't aleady?

Did you not read the article? They're too busy barbecuing to work on unity!

So far, Kefka is the only source for the article. I can't find anything about this on any other websites.

http://i.imgur.com/YB7iUpK.png

The joke here is that I was intentionally taking Onjit's post seriously as if this were an actual news article. I tend to use subtle comedy like that but it seems that my post wasn't clear about it.


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#15 2017-02-11 19:25:37

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Re: EE-K! Latest news coverage regarding Everybody Edits

N1KF wrote:
IM BAD wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Onjit wrote:
N1KF wrote:

How do you know they aren't aleady?

Did you not read the article? They're too busy barbecuing to work on unity!

So far, Kefka is the only source for the article. I can't find anything about this on any other websites.

http://i.imgur.com/YB7iUpK.png

The joke here is that I was intentionally taking Onjit's post seriously as if this were an actual news article. I tend to use subtle comedy like that but it seems that my post wasn't clear about it.

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#16 2017-02-11 20:00:42

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N1KF wrote:
IM BAD wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Onjit wrote:
N1KF wrote:

How do you know they aren't aleady?

Did you not read the article? They're too busy barbecuing to work on unity!

So far, Kefka is the only source for the article. I can't find anything about this on any other websites.

http://i.imgur.com/YB7iUpK.png

The joke here is that I was intentionally taking Onjit's post seriously as if this were an actual news article. I tend to use subtle comedy like that but it seems that my post wasn't clear about it.

and yet you explain it, not building on the joke. this is proof that you are bad

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#17 2017-02-11 22:34:29

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Can the humour police just arrest the above guys, please?


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#18 2017-02-12 23:19:25

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Zumza, sorry to disappoint you but the EE headquarters have already moved to somewhere else last November. kthnxbye

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#19 2017-02-13 11:09:19

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NVD wrote:

Zumza, sorry to disappoint you but the EE headquarters have already moved to somewhere else last November. kthnxbye

Or so you say, but we have yet to receive any concrete proof of this claim other than your own words, which aren't all too convincing on their own, if you are not able to provide evidence of the headquarter's moving, i am afraid that Zumza's claims have yet to be excluded without some consideration and likely some further investigation.


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